Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I... I think you should have a child.

I'm considering for this position.

I can't believe you didn't. We're supposed to be brothers.

So do I call you Professor or Madam or what?

Gracias. Hey, de nada.

Girl, look at that body

that's what I want for my child.

(cheering and applause) Yeah!

And when the samba played

Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Wait.

to work this out without anyone's feelings getting hurt.

Starting... starting...

your mother's drapes, or befoul a gym sock

Are you sure that's even possible?

No one messes with my family. No one.

I take it Will told you.

How is the girl with no ass supposed to choose

but do you really think the kids take them seriously?

And you're being really mean.

where such things are not allowed,

I can be your hero

- Yeah - This is what I see

and a full-grown adult gonna pop out

Oh, Becky, I'm reminded of all my passions: winning,

No shoes, no shirt, como quiera me sirven, what?

It's the American Dream, right?

so I can break it down for you.

and put your virile teen years to good use?

Would you cry if you saw me crying?

(cell phone chiming)

Señor Martinez?

DAVID: Very good. Thank you so much.

All I know is that right now, in this moment,

A student who shall remain anonymous.

Sue, you can't have no baby.

I fell in love with San Pedro

Mr. Shue, though I love that we're finally getting

I was in it mostly for the boots.

You went from "La Cucaracha" to a bullfighting mariachi.

You ain't gonna give birth to no child.

I know what you're planning.

I'm telling you, there's no word but "genius."

and all the hormones in Thailand

Diggy dang a-diggy d-dang dang

And I ain't afraid to show it

had to have their junk amputated!

Yeah. They-they've done studies on it.

to make sure you feel... as special... and amazing

the majority of Americans will use Spanish

You just don't believe in yourself.

I want to remind you of something that

to start a family.