Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

confused about your participation here.

Ya no puede caminar

but there's a tenured position

because this is insane.

And then I go and pull the same crap on you.

I just wanted to show you my new pamphlets.

As you may have heard, our history teacher, Mrs. Hagberg,

And I feel really weird about it.

You can take my breath away

the best Spanish teacher ever.

A little less fight, a little more spark

And baby, satisfy me

Todo el mundo para pa'mirarme a mi

Hey, what is going on here?

and then you're going to swoop in and try to steal my job.

BOTH: Tropical the island breeze

fertility injections every day, twice a day,

Dang diggy diggy d-dang.

These are wonderful.

and we're kind of like a dance crew.

Here's the problem. Sam and I used to date.

"Taint Misbehavin'."

I mean, you don't have any quiet time

in Spanish class.

I have a little bit of a mean streak.

they would call on Dave Martinez.

You're here 'cause you're smart. And you're forward thinkers.

Huh. Lift and scrub.

Menos conversación y mas accion, por favor

Amor del pasado

is to learn how to say,

because I just got my new series of pamphlets

I don't want him to know yet.

'cause that's all that's coming out those old, wrinkly boobs.

The teeth, the duende,

- Right. - Maybe I'll find my duende there.

I have never met a teacher whose passion

Now, you also teach Glee Club, right?

And they had to lie about their citizenship

that won't grade themselves, so buenas noches.

Si voy a perderte

Not particularly clever, but I appreciate your pith.

as I used to be?

And I started dating another guy who I really like.