Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And every time I've insulted Will

I wouldn't call it that.

then you need to stop talking.

So for our next assignment, we're only doing songs

that you give birth to a child

Gracias. (chuckles)

I've never really understood the whole process.

Oh, man, you don... you don't understand.

that lasts longer than a grin, you know?

Who taught you that?

And be careful, those chairs are hard.

(cheering, applause)

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro

How about Monday?

- Sometimes I get a little tripped up... - William.

Look, I-I know I'm not a native Spanish speaker.

A little less fight, a little more spark

I don't think that's the award a Spanish teacher wants to get

(LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" begins)

That is not fair, Kurt. I mean, what would

They deserve better.

Yes. Will tells me everything.

You see, a long time ago,

with Principal Figgins, possibly derailing my bid

They're very lucky to have you, man.

Ring through my ears and sting my eyes

Wow, that sounds like a great gig.

Well, you don't get to choose when it comes to true love.

for the rest of my life, just as much as I know

All of nature wild and free

Did you mean what you wrote?

Yo se I got it aqui

Caras tan bellas

Este amor llega así de esta manera

at sporting events.

Then I moved away, and now I'm bunking at Finn and Kurt's.

It's depressing.

(rolling "R"s) Exactly.

Yeah, I've seen All About Eve.

until Little Susie or Little Sylvester catches.

There's something kind of fun and rebellious about being here at night.

I actually learned English watching reruns of Solid Gold.

Why did you become a Spanish teacher, Mr. Shue?

Girl, look at that body

That the moment is here

Now I realize when I chose Becky

'cause those donkey booties need to cool off.

Marihuana que fumar

But what if they both make her feel amazing in different ways?

All right, ladies.

I had noodles with the president

Señor Martinez told us about it.

that I'd really stepped in it.

No, honestly, I, uh...

Oh, oh! La cucaracha, la cucaracha

Thank you, Señor Martinez.

Bembele, bembele, bembele

It's my last chance to wow the kids with my español.