Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And what with the financial security
You lodged a complaint about my teaching tactics
No e-mails, no texts, nothing.
Oh, he would.
You are... done... as a coach,
What makes you so sure you're the one who's gonna get tenure?
give me notes
Neither is marriage.
That's sweet, dude, but you know,
You know, just so prolific.
And would you save my soul tonight?
about these stereotypes that you're perpetuating.
Seniority, William.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
as co-captain for the Cheerios!
No te perdona de llorar
You're not mad?
Her departure means there's an open tenured position
My yearly rendition of "La Cucaracha"on Taco Tuesday
And I know
And when the samba played
of my championship ova
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!
"So You're Dating a Two-Timin' Ho."
and the gratitude of lonely ovaries everywhere.
Girl, look at that body
Cuando hago mi entrada
You are old as a hill.
it might have rubbed you the wrong way.
David, I'm just
I was just looking out for the team.
Cuando es hora de siesta
You're waiting for me to take maternity leave,
Yo estoy harto de que me digan...
holding Dixie cups down at the sperm bank
for groups of guys that are into dance music,
or a math equation, much more quickly
I know. Um... Guys, this is David Martinez.
Your teeth are like fresh-driven snow white.
and a threesome with Michael Phelps.
Andale, muchacha, ven, relájate
because marriage is promise, and it lasts for forever.
Satisfy me, baby
I'm sexy and I know it
Just trying to figure out a way
if you want to get teenagers' attention.
Coach?
- Would you mind showing us? - Oh dear God, please, yes.
It's your fault. You're their teacher.
Latin art, Latin people...
I-I-I work out
that Spanish has so many different ways to say
You know why?
Do you realize how important this tenure is for us,
They'll be great anecdotes for the Jimmy Kimmel show.
Si voy a perderte
Muy means "very."
he got every team in the Big Ten to order copies, too.
Diggy dang a-diggy d-dang dang
in your lives these days.
Nos fuimos pa'el bar, baby, go, look suave
Y viajar por la brisa de verano
like my modern dance moves a little bit better
Bem, bembele, bembele
No, no vuelvas
Bonita, bonita
Will Schuester.
Makes you want to kiss a person you love.
A little less conversation, a little more action, please