Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What's that? - There it is!
Here we go. What... I mean, how far do you have to walk?
Dan, I'm glad you're here.
I might be able to use it against you.
You mean your wisdom stripes.
- Oh. - Oh, my God.
- You're on! - Wish me luck, meat shield.
I'm gonna pick one of you minimum wage media monkeys
like brand-new kitchen appliances
I'm hearing about you and the Chinese?
Fine. Mac and cheese.
I just said take care of it.
SELINA: Marjorie? Love to talk to you
It's fine. They know everything.
Steal from the best.
Oh, my gosh, folks, our best friend of the show,
LEON: Ma'am, there is a small change to the speech.
I mean, my God,
Thirty-eight dollars? That's like a shitty gift
- Pick another one. A plausible one. - GARY: Yeah.
and this is Uncle Bennie,
- Yeah, a hot mirror. - I'll be right outside, sir.
- Karen... - (laughs)
especially with melanoma-loving swamp fuckers,
Anything you want, honey.
Fine.
exploded off the coast of Florida this afternoon.
All right, fine. I'll call my mom.
They insist on hearing bad news right away.
I'm really struggling right now.
Wait, I'm fired?
Ma'am, maybe we can just, uh, cancel this... this Rosa thing.
Andrew's cutting a deal.
What Saudi prince's rape dungeon
(laughing) Oh, no! I'm an OB-GYN.
- President Montez. - Sure, why not.
to say this, but, uh, given your reputation,
Yeah. Oh, Gary, that reminds me,
in your financial misdeeds, ma'am.
Well, we've paid for seven studies
two of the most reprehensible people I have ever met...
Dissident poet Deng Dao has been arrested for...
Kemi has been getting some death threats.
during a Supreme Court confirmation.
(low) I have your estrogen patch, if you'd like.