Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ROSA: Mm. - And... And then...

- Well, hello, darlin'. - Hi.

offered me all sorts of great stuff,

Despite the fact that you are

is actually finding the fucking birth certificate!

- ASAP. - I don't know how to do that.

Mmm. I hope they don't use the New Testament for that.

I'm not gonna do that.

- Ha ha ha ha! Made you look! - PA: Ladies and gentlemen...

You see? Stick with me, right?

Rosa is gonna spend the night here in Boston. No mini-bar key.

Well, you said it, not me, but I also say it.

What's our play moving forward here?

(Selina laughing)

What are you gonna do about it?

KEMI (ON TV): This is insane!

I would like to ask both of you for Catherine's hand in marriage.

- Yes, not Keith Quinn. - No. Go.

You know, it's getting so you can't believe anything the media says

(mocking tone) President Selina Meyer.

Since when are you doing business with them?

Here's your speech, ma'am. I dumbed it down even more.

that's on everybody's mind:

AMY: You know what would help sell this birth certificate presser

"I'm gonna break your fat arms and strangle you..."

Well, this has been a dry fuck on a sandy beach.

BEN: Ma'am, this Andrew thing is everywhere.

- Of course, ma'am. - Why would you buy that cow?

but you did say to take care of it.

to behind my balls so that I have to sit to pee like a real girl.

- Faith-based. - Mm-hmm. On religious shit.

Oh, yeah! This is like looking in a mirror.

Congressman Slender Man...

Don't yell at him, 'cause loud noises make him flip out.

Just show 'em your birth certificate.

and I don't know anything about foreign interference,

I think you know I'm a very traditional woman,

Wait a minute. Before I go onstage,

Ma'am, you wanna see this.

we have an incredible opportunity here.

I'm sorry, um, you look so familiar to me.

You need to use tweezers this time

OK, Keith, as much as I hate poetry,

We are turning the screws

MIKE: Great. Hope you got the invite for the baby shower.

Wait a minute. You know Keith Quinn?

Ma'am, we've got incoming.

Well, that's what people are saying.

plenty of "blow him up" looks.

I have to stop you there, ma'am.

I'm gonna read it so I get it right.

(clears throat)

with their hands up my skirt.

I could have been born with something wrong with me.

- What? - I'm leaving now. For the record.

- Any date for the wedding? - Oh, who gives a shit.

(mutters softly)

I wouldn't... unless I have to.