Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And it was pretty clear. You said, "Take care of it,"
- Oh, OK. Good. - It's about Catherine.
(microwave beeps)
Mayor Splett, are you saying
Ha!
That's just criminally insane... And regular insane.
- I had no choice. - Oh, that's what you said
That can only mean one thing, ma'am.
(indistinct chatter)
I was an alcoholic,
they can feel neglected and... And low self-esteem.
America is waiting for my leadership.
He wants me to resign as mayor, effective immediately.
she'd get, like, a thousand dollars
Mom, I can't believe that you ruined Marjorie's proposal
about Catherine's freshman year roommate.
So do I, but if Andrew starts talking to the grand jury about,
(chuckles) Sorry.
REPORTER: Poll watchers are reporting
- I wanna say the South? - Uh... Well...
do you understand this could cost me the presidency, Andrew?
They're dropping the investigation into the Meyer Fund.
More than a dozen Iowa government officials are in hot water.
Cool. Let's see...
I actually feel the same way, too, as a dad, sometimes.
What kind of affirmative action bullshit is that?
Fuck!
- I saw Andrew... - The prosecution rests.
MAN: Kill her!
- Seven? Wow. - Yeah, seven. Lucky sevens.
- when I was all up in that... - ♪ Puss-ay-ay-yay ♪
I think I can see you nodding your head "yes"...
to see who is less offensive to the American people.
They were exploited opportunities.
Technically, it was you that stole the money from the fund,
SELINA: But now I have to run.
No, no, no. Listen, your eyebrows did not move at all.
Yes, here.
Your unfavorables are rising past "accidental ethnic slur"
I tried to tell you a hundred times, Jonie.
Not a "blow him to kingdom-fucking-come" look!
It's... I'm not...
Yes, ma'am.
teenage runaway that you just strangled.
That's the best explanation of democracy I've ever heard.
Call it the Washington Post... Like a non-asshole
I should have really married that gay guy my mother liked.
to ask three pre-approved questions, pre-written by me,
Ohh, God.
Mister Mayor, the lieutenant governor
Yeah, until this Washington Post thing blows over,
Did you take the coconut out of my muesli
I get some, don't I?
Well, no, actually, ma'am, there's a Rosa Sanchez in Tennessee
Absolutely not!
- Come on. - Well, it, uh...