HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Copy that. - I mean sex.
MAN: ...March Wheelwright Medal of Bravery.
If we could find a fall guy...
You know what? Maybe it's best if you don't update us so much.
don't know anything about it
MIKE: Ma'am, you said
Just in the nick of time. She was about to be stoned
I am not afraid to show you mine.
is gonna be able to pull off some sort of multimillion-dollar fraud.
- Madam President! - Oh, I'm glad to see you.
- Or woman. - Or woman. Sorry.
We talked about a trip he might take out of the country...
I spent it all on Bibles for the homeless.
Do you have any apple slices?
Yes, but often, when a child gets a new baby brother,
- What about my present? - Uh, I'm giving it to your brother.
I was hoping to finally finish my passion project.
Me so complicit. Me go jail long time.
have somehow got the idea that if they vote in the primaries,
- (sobbing) - Mommy's here.
- (squeals) - Jesus, Amy.
What? You didn't do anything wrong!
- Ohh! Ow! - (thud)
but the killer, may God guide his hand,
So he can just come and talk to me directly.
This is my birth certificate.
I think maybe it's in Mandarin.
Yeah, that's right, twenty-six inches.
I could go to jail.
to the anti-vaccination movement.
What's going on with this chair? It's too low.
Ma'am, I'm sorry, there's no easy way to tell you this.
I have been hearing from hardworking American people
to her lady friend Marjorie.
"If I need another Washington douche,
We have to find someone who can read Mandarin
- Catherine ordered those. - Oh.
Catherine, I have just gotten some terrible news about your father,
Yeah, and when I was a kid,
I'm going back to my room.
Our government has assigned you
This was supposed to be just a little simple bit
its election interference story.
But if we were able to give him a going-away gift,
and stop staring at me like I'm some sort of
Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty.
- That sounds juicy. - Plus his tax evasion.
He was my ex-husband.
There's just so many things I still want to do for the
Wow, I've been trying to track you down for days.
When women fall apart, they really fuckin' fall apart!
(sobbing)
- fucking a triceratops. - Wow.
- Oh. - We got a busy schedule.
SELINA: OK, you know what,
about some proposal bullshit?
- (knock on door) - What?
you might want to ask him about his business with China.
I will add tampering to our list of charges.