Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just make up some death threats that are nicer.
I mean, how old are you really, Selina Meyer, huh?
(reporters clamoring)
I want to read those reports.
How much is left in that whole faith-space...
I have always been open and transparent
How would anyone know?
I'm gonna get some drinks.
I'm so sorry. We don't have any time for more questions.
In his entire life!
Agent Youngblood.
Oh, yeah, I should probably go out the back door.
Well, that's impossible, because I made her up.
- Ma'am, uh, you... - Yeah.
- Hang on a second. - Where did that come from? Seriously.
Can I get a quick fiver, Madam P?
'Cause last I heard, you can't run for office
(whispering) I need some help for me ex from your friends in the East.
Any comment that a federal grand jury in New York
and run it for president.
who's asked me about that this week...
They're gonna get a TIMECARD AUDIT
but as everybody on my elementary school playground knows,
And you know what you need to do?
or a brand-new hot tub like the lieutenant governor has.
- Ma'am, it's time. - Oh, OK. It's...
that Con-Ag-Chem made you an offer to run for office?
That is highly classified.
Ugh. Do women have those?
- (all laughing) - Oh, my God! What?!
that a guy who calls vaginas "crinkum-crankums"
OK, Gary, you need to spend every dime in the space-based...
- Oh! Amy. - Yeah, Amy.
you understand that...
Hilarious. A talking company. Where would the mouth even be?
- Oklahoma City! - REPORTERS: Madam President!
uh, he might be able to turn it into a stay-cation.
- Who? - The fake real woman
from Con-Ag-Chem Family Farms.
Well, Facebook'll walk you through it step by step.
It's OK, Catherine. Catherine, Mommy's here.
- Mommy has to go. - What?
- You're both wrong. - Well you're right.
No. I'm not talking to y...
Yeah.
OK, guys, um... last night...
God, is that what a real orgasm feels like?
You need to get rid of that Chinese money, ma'am.
by queering hetero-normative tropes.
Now, you're going to lead off with a nod
- You cannot. - SELINA: Goddamnit!
managed to create the perfect daughter.
They're not misdeeds.
- I'll take care of it. - OK.
that has real D.C. experience.
- Mmm. - Did, uh, did we...?
AMY: All right, Congressman Slender Man.
Hearing you say that really takes me back.
- Oh. - Your mother's boat,
and they were very, very impressed and delighted