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I made 91 goals this year before you showed up.
Because I said so, that's why.
They put a plate in my head. It feels like I'm still on the ice.
Start acting like one.
More of Mr Frazier's embroidery.
- "And my best friend's not feeling well." - He's half-dead, you asshole!
You just want someone to pass you the puck.
number 20, Carl Racki.
Mikeys got a breakaway!
Yeah, I got him.
Or maybe it's you, Dean.
I guess.
All right. Mustangs out on the rink in five minutes.
Pretty good, huh?
- Ladies, hi. - Hi.
"League officials announced the suspension of a player."
(referee) Come on, take it easy.
I got a regular shift!
Hey, Hannah, eat this!
I would have loved to have seen the look on her face.
Ever since I was six years old, I've been faster than anyone.
Why doesn't he hit him back?
or play hockey for 20,000 people at Madison Square Garden?
Now everybody wants a 20-year no-cut contract and a second home in Bora Bora.
Lookin' good, rookie!
Why did you wait?
My mom's still there. She's remarried to some jerk.
Put Racki across from him.
- This'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you. - Yeah, right.
(whistle blows)
You're not on the ice in five minutes, you're off the team.
What's the matter? Leave your balls at home, Youngblood?
(player) Yeah, a nurse's uniform.
It's just been kinda hard to meet people I can talk to up here.
But it's more than just skating fast and shooting bullets.
Yeah, we're just fine. It's his first time.
You gotta understand, they got us by the balls, Deaner.
Thank you.
Anumal
Like that sorry son of a bitch that just tripped over the blue line
treated like shit by a bunch of prima donna Canadians, get my nuts shaved...
I thought you didn't follow hockey. Or hockey players.
He's 17 years old. He's an American kid from Stanton.
- Oh, look! - What?
He knows what it takes to be a pro. You need it here.
No nerve damage.
Come on.
A red line.
- Want some popcorn? - Sure.
I said hit me.
By the way, I'm Miss McGill.
What if you don't?