Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go hump your St Bernard, scumnuts.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise

He and the rest of them own you tonight.

Square off. Keep your sticks down on the ice.

That's all you wanna do when you're growing up.

- Stay on side, Youngblood. - Pass the puck.

Would you rather spread manure

All he ended up with was a stick in the eye and a $2,000 doctor bill.

(Murray) Another animal for their zoo.

What I wanna know is why you guys aren't in the Ice Follies?

Why don't you use that whistle?

Hey, lady, slow down!

You gotta play it according to their rules.

You want somebody to dress you, Youngblood?

There's no way. If you were so concerned about him, you should have stuck around.

Maybe you can play for the Tallahassee Warthogs next year, boy.

- Good book? - Great writer.

I watched that game and I saw Derek lying there on the ice.

(Derek) Let him in, Coach.

A round of tequila. Con limones de cojones!

Assist to number two, Dick Paradise.

I don't wanna be a goddamn farmer the rest of my life.

(Murray) Let's see who wants it!

Why the hell doesn't he put him in?

Don't worry. It's not gonna hit you back.

Now he's got me on the Zamboni.

Racki's brutal even for this league.

The momentum has shifted back to the Bombers, mounting another attack...

I've been offered a tryout with the Hamilton Mustangs.

I figure maybe we could get a tractor with my bonus money.

Let him go. He'll be back in two weeks dragging his tail between his legs.

St Louis, Detroit, Chicago, New York.

You can learn to punch in the barn, but you gotta learn to survive on the ice.

I got down on my knees. I begged them to let me play. With one eye!

I was wondering where those things were.

For Thunder Bay - number 27, Dennis Turnbull.

I've been boarding hockey players in this house for over ten years.

All right! Yes!

or losing to these hackers with their shit-eating grins and wrestling tactics,

You wanna go back to the farms? And the mills and the mines?

as they checked them from one end of the ice to the other."

He fights like an old lady.

Right. I'll show you your room, Dean.

I could have hit Racki before he hit Derek.

Way to go, Deaner!