Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes.
Playing naked.
If I throw too hard, I'm gonna hurt the girl.
was sometimes a good thing to do, especially like that.
This is a simple game.
I didn't mean to hit you, man.
Okay.
Two-nothing Bulls in the second.
All right, yeah!
I'll take the hex off the fucking glove. Give me the glove.
I'm taking him downtown.
FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME
This game's fun, okay?
You ever heard about Walt Whitman?
LaLoosh looks in for the sign. Here's the pitch.
But is there a special reason for it? Ama bunun özel bir nedeni var mı?
You want me to tuck you in?
Announce my presence with authorith
How’d we ever win 8? It’s a miracle.
- Excuse me. - "It is..."
I believe in the Church of Baseball.
If someone asks who took that R8...
I'm a little nervous. My old man's here.
Can you believe it?
Run, dummy!
Here's the pitch.
When somebody leaves Durham, they don't come back.
You gotta cut the head off a live rooster.
You look great, man.
He's coming. Go home! Home!
Like the lava lizards of the Galápagos Islands.
It's okay.
Begging the question, what are these boys thinking about?
What we need is a rainout
It's fun God damnit
Yeah? Where can I go?
The other day, Crash called a woman's... pussy...
Excuse me, Dad.
Let's go.
Steve must have called the guy a cocksucker
All right. Nobody's gone out there.
A big fucking donut hole for 16.
Oh, yeah? So what. He ain't seen my heat.
But the fact is, it's a spacious non-time kind of time to it.
After 12 Years In The Minor Leagues I Don’t Try Out
Let's play ball! Let's go!
- Fucking forget it. - Hey, Meat.
Home run.
It's more democratic.
Is this gonna happen? Us?
"Raye Anne, she's a stay in." No?
Fun, God Damn It.
You had a hell of a year, Crash.
One out away from a stunning two-hit shutout for LaLoosh.
...and I tattoed it....
Hey, fellas, that's what we need, man.
Says her name is Lana Ann Baker.
A staggering start by LaLoosh.
Stepping up to the plate for Durham, our own Crash Davis.
The crab goes in the front big guy.
So, I just thought we should kind of get to know each other.
Never fuck with a winning streak.
He's got a million dollar vocabulary And a five cent head
I know.
I'm trying to thank you. Come on. Let's get out of this dump.
What we need... ...is a rainout.
Okay.
- What do you have in there? - Nothing.
Go, Crash!
Hundred bucks says I can get us a rainout for tomorrow. It’s not gonna rain!
Oh, Millie.
Now batting for the Salem Bucks, the center fielder, Joe McCorkle.
Fire one in there. Come on.
Don't think Just follow Ben's advice
He’s got a million-dollar arm With a five-cent head
You Annie Savoy?
Sears sucks, Crash. I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores.
What?
I gotta find Crash. Come on. I'll dump you off.
He called it the Bermuda Triangle.
DW WhatsApp Chat... THAT ABOUT RIGHT? WE'RE DEALING WITH A LOT OF SHIT
NEVER F**K WITH A WINNING STREAK
He said a man could get lost in there and never be heard from again.
- You wanna dance? - Yeah.
One ball, no strike to Willie Foster.
Crash.
Throw it at Harper, Okay?
You need a nickname, honey.
Lollygagers
That's better. Okay. Now... You got your radar ready?
- Lollygaggers. - Lollygaggers.
Throw that shit again, Meat. Throw that weak-ass shit again.
What do you think, honey?
What's going on?
Good idea. Did anybody bring a ball?
Gonzaga
Now, I want you to breathe through your eyelids.
Stepping in for the Peninsula White Sox, second baseman Allen Powley.
Come on Gufferson, bring me that weak-ass shit
See this right arm? Worth a million bucks a year.
- No way. - Come on, Meat.
Hello? What?
george i told ya not to get two boxes and bash and pull them with two boxer hounds at the window! boing good riddance faye you wrrrieuduk!
You can wear gym shorts and a t-shirt
If you break par from the tips
Okay, Nuke. Go get 'em.
This underwear feels kinda sexy
Why is he always calling me “Meat”