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Lessons from Bull Durham...

"I sing the body electric"

Time-out. Why do you get to choose?

The organization wants to make a change.

You're patronizing me, and I will not be patronized.

Come on. Dazzle me.

You couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat

And I don't wanna think about nothing.

that he vowed not to have sex until he lost.

Crash is a very smart man.

- I'm not your slave. - No, that one over there.

Hey, I'm Millie.

DC COUNCIL CALLED THE GUY A COCKSUCKER

and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy

They're your friends. Write this down.

All right, honey, let's get down to it. How was Ebby Calvin LaLoosh?

- I'll be all right. - I'm talking about my mirror.

because you weren't thinking about it, 'cause you were pissed off at me.

Guess what, man.

- I held it like an egg. - And he scrambled the son of a bitch.

Ebby tells me you taught him a lot about discipline and self-control.

You are messing with my private life!

My interviews? What do I gotta do?

But Nuke was still confused.

- 'Cause they don't happen very often. - Right.

Exploding sliders.

Can't you even let me enjoy the moment? Moment's over.

I'm all for rechanneling, so who cares, right?

Astros after Yankees series

- "things will work out." - Things will work out.

I guess you do.

I was great, huh?

Winston-Salem. Batting practice, 11:30.

Word on LaLoosh is that the good-looking, young pitcher

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.

Think about that for a while.

Whoo, that was a humdinger.

the small of a woman's back,

Hit 'em where they ain't!

Yes, he most certainly is here.

And you, Larry Hockett, should recognize me

And I think Susan Sontag is brilliant.

Who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake?

You've seen them all.

After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out.

"Got to play..."

It’s a miracle

We need a live Rooster

And when you speak of me, speak well.

Sometimes…it rains.

Assassin's Creed Unity

He was so encouraged by his victory

Well, he really hit the shit out of that one, didn't he?

God, you are gorgeous.

Sometimes it seems like a bad trade,

Yeah, Bobby. Shut the door.

Struck out 916 Times Also a New League Record

Oh, Crash, you do make speeches.

And the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen.

Hey Carlton, Soooo..,

If he's so hot, how come Annie wants me instead of him?

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy,

and have a nice smile, does not mean you are not full of shit.

God, stupid fuck, Crash.

All My Limbs Put Together Aren't Worth Seven Cents A Pound

'Cause it sure ain't baseball.

You throw the ball.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

Next one might be at your head.

It’s a miracle

You know, I just wanna give it my best shot.

- You're bending his mind all out of shape. - I'm what?

Yelich runs like he throws. Sort of all over the place.

What do you mean, you're not gonna fight me, you fuck?

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- We got a lot of catching up to do. - Your father is right there.

That means if you get just one extra flare a week. Just one.

Go ahead. Put it back on.

Goddamn, son of a bitching, motherfucking shithead!

Good. Physical exhaustion can be spiritually fabulous.

Shit, I'm sorry. Hey!

I don't know where it's gonna go.

You hit the ball.

You've been around.

you were pitching for El Paso, I was hitting clean-up for Shreveport.

Never fuck With a winning streak

You think Dwight Gooden leaves his socks on?

And The Sporting News didn't say anything about it.

Congratulations.

- What is that? - Chicken bone cross.

You get three ants together, they can't do dick.

Big-league pitchers don't use these.

This guy starts me off with a breaking ball

Tonight’s Mets Game Postponed 2 days straight without a loss

this is the damnedest season I've ever seen.

Come on, Crash. Just relax. You got it, honey.

What do you think of "Pokey"?

Now, I want you to breathe through your eyelids.

This is the toughest job a manager has.

"Limpid jets of love."

Now, I want you to breathe through your eyelids.

- What are they? - They're garters.

- I said, "I want you." - Stop it.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn’t hit water If you fell out of a fuckin’ boat.

Mmm. God, he's so romantic.

Don't I look nice?

We gotta play 'em one day at a time.

What they give me lasts 142 games.

Sorry it got wasted.

I wanna bring the heater. To announce my presence with authority.

Never fuck with a winning streak.

Young men are uncomplicated.