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One singular sensation, not singularity.
I got a 911 with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.
You got room!
Okay, shall we go to my place?
"Sometimes… it rains."
I WANNA BRING THE HEATER. ANNOUNCE THE RELEVANCE AGENCY WITH AUTHORITY.
This underwear feels kind of sexy.
in the South Atlantic League.
I mean, it doesn't just feel out there, it feels out there.
No, no, serve it up.
No, I'm fine.
- Larry. - One Mississippi,
You get a dying quail.
hump. hump. hump. hump. hump. hump. hump. hump. hump. pop!
which is where it should be for artists and pitchers.
Man, there ain't been a cloud in the sky in weeks.
It says, "I wanna make love to you. Crash."
Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250
- I'd better take them. - No, you're ready.
Okay, well, a back muscle is always a nice “pull.”
I just like seeing you get all worked up.
Well, my AAA contract gets bought out
English 101 and Beginning Composition.
I mean, I...
You stand here showing up my pitcher? Run, dummy!
You better cool off.
Oh, Annie, I'd like you to meet my father.
Anything bothering him?
That brings the score up to Fayetteville 14, Durham 2.
I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous.
so I can hold the flavor-of-the-month's dick in the bus leagues.
And I think this is one of those times.
george i told ya not get balloons on more balloons and kick a soccor ball so it would stop in your feet! boing good riddance faye you lycaner weirdeorrawiawarriorker!
Of course you can't breathe through your eyelids.
He's thrown five outs on nine pitches, all of them strikes.
All right.
Actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other.
Jesus, you got a game to pitch.
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and it's never boring, which makes it like sex.
What the hell's going on out there?
HAHAAHA HAHAHAHA
Come on, man. Let me have some of that stuff.
It's my job to give him life wisdom and help him get on to the major leagues.
Just one more dying quail a week and you're in Yankee Stadium.
Well…
You may kiss the bride.
I'm not sure which one.
Foul ball!
Hey, there you are.
You got a Hall of Fame arm, but you're pissing it away.
These young fellas, young men, I should say, over here to my left...
Having a conversation with Trumpkins Is like a martian talking to a fungo.
I wanna thank everyone!
Double off the wall by Higgins.
if you fell out of a fucking boat.
- You can't run me for that. - You missed the tag!
"Your Shower Shoes Have Fungus On Them."
You're thinking too much, Crash. Get out of your fucking head.
Twenty-one greatest days of my life.
I give up. I give up. Let's go inside and make love and fall asleep
That's really sweet. "I don't believe..." Fuck you, you pussy.
- Let's go, homeboy. - Come on, Ebby. There he is.
Jose, I am zero for 16.
How are the Astros only 6 and a half games back? IT’S A MIRACLE
- What do you mean, "William Blake"? - I mean, "William Blake."
Don't try to strike everybody out.
He's using his parietal eye, just like Fernando.
Strike!
We got ourselves a natural disaster
Annie nailed you? Annie did?
I'm just happy to be here, and I hope I can help the ball club.
Yeah!
It's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction and timing.
You're playing with my mind.
Damn it!
and your left leg and your right testicle.
scroll welcome to jungle island riven! get out the scroll symbols: KI UI DI Chok BY choke FI MY 23 OL ok i fold cloth for you. lovely tea towel i just made for you. have a lovely night. oh what's this button do? click i'm inside the mouth of the fish monument. now where is it taking me, oh to the top canopy, where the gold dome is. OK.
Bring it on, Meat. Don't let up.
We’re dealing with a lot of shit here
Announce my presence with authority
Let her go!
I know. I have that dream all the time, too.
You're a cocksucker.
Excuse me, guys. I've got a game to pitch here.
just throw heat don't think, meat
Ball four.
This game's fun.
We Got Ourselves A Natural Disaster!
Let's bend over, and I'm gonna show you...
Well, Nuke's scared
COMEY MUST'VE CALLED HIM A COCKSUCKER
Think classy, you'll be classy.
Look at that. He hit the F#<&ing bull.
You have to respect a ballplayer who's just trying to finish the season.
You catch the ball! You did? Good job!
Making love is like hitting a baseball,
It’s a miracle
Did you boys stop fighting?
"Never Fuck With A Winning Streak"
There are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart.
Come on, Meat. Throw me that weak-ass shit.
Let's go. Come on.
You're pulling your hips.
This will help put things on the right side.
Strike!
- How do you like that? - That was much better.
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