Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And frankly, sports fans, he used a certain word
Until you break par from the tips, however, it means you're a slob.
And if you ban me, he just might take that scoreboard away.
- You calling my place a dump? - No, he's not. No, he's not.
Step outside and party, man.
- Left eyelid? - Right eyelid.
It's kind of my own spring training.
Stop it.
Usually takes me a couple weeks to pick the guy.
No, she read poetry to me all night.
Never fuck with a winning streak
Let the bonus baby pay for it.
but bad trades are part of baseball.
Can I give you my testimony?
Sounds familiar
I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography,
Listen, sweetheart, you shouldn't listen to what a woman says
Honey, we all deserve to wear white.
Even if it probably is latent homosexuality being rechanneled.
Crash, what are you doing?
Jesus, what kind of chick are you?
Of course, what I give them lasts a lifetime.
You think this is a little excessive for the Carolina League?
I'm quitting too.
and you just got lesson number one, don't think.
"And discorrupt them and charge them full with the charge of the soul."
Hop in.
Haven't you ever noticed how Fernando Valenzuela,
Once again, the Durham pitchers are unable
What?
I know how to pitch.
You're a powerful young thing, Ebby Calvin.
That's great. He looks just great.
you know how it is.
Never fuck with lucky
Look, Nuke,
Come on, Meat. Bring me that weak-ass shit.
I wanna watch.
Hey, Dino.
He's the boss.
Had a gun on him tonight.
The women all have long legs and brains.
But I still think you should leave.
Have my mojo working.
Now you get your ass out there!
You were? Yeah?
ANDRE BLAKE? What do you mean, andre blake?
I want you to be aware of the chakra connection
Ninety-six miles an hour. He looks good
You wanna step outside?
Plus, it'll remind you of me, which is a lot nicer
WHEN ASKED MY THOUGHTS ON THE REORG
No problem! No problem!
You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, right?
Oh.
- Aztec. - Aztec deal.
You've been in the Show, man?
"I did not get lured. I accept full responsibility for my actions."
Teach me something new. I need to learn.
You understand?
Come on. Bring it. Bring it.
Man, that ball got out of here in a hurry.
what do you think of ride the pine? lollygaggers
- You got a gift. - What do I got?
I teach part-time at Alamance Junior College,
Write it down.
Jesus, what's got into Nuke?
Okay, he's got vision there. Get close, baby, you got it.
I was probably Catherine the Great or Francis of Assisi.
Jimmy, God damn it. Loosen up and get laid.
It’s a miracle
Knock-knock, you know? Come in.
Well, you will.
Wait a second. Who dresses you?
You know, you never handle your luggage in the Show.
Let me give him the deuce.
Sorry about last night.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Anything that travels that far ought to have a damn stewardess on it.
You'd be great.
Besides,
I needed a man.
tsgsgsgs
Takes the curse off the bat that brings me hits.
what a better place! it is!
How come in former lifetimes everybody is somebody famous?
Walt Whitman once said, "I see great things in baseball."
Teach me something.
Give me the ball. Come on. I'm tired of hearing this.
All right. Take the first shot at me.
so we can say goodbye.
Oh, my.
The record's 246.
AVLL Royals should
You don't respect yourself, which is your problem.
- Fine. - You know why?
Oh, my!
- Give me the ball. - Fuck!
You wanted to see me?
You coming or not, homeboy?