Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you doing? What are you doing standing here? I gave you a gift.

It's an egg. Hold it like an egg.

IT'S A MIRACLE.

over the Michelin tire sign, beat you 4-3.

All right, then.

your own Durham Bulls!

Come on, Nuke. Settle down. Settle down, boy. Take your time.

- He did know. - How?

You want me to call you a cocksucker?

I know. Write it down.

I want you to throw the next one at the mascot

Never Fuck With A Winning Streak

Baseball is fun dammit

But I'm sure nobody else did.

You ain't that stupid.

All right, honey, let's get down to it. How was Cal Quantrill?

This is hopeless. This is utterly, fucking hopeless.

of heralded young pitcher, Ebby Calvin LaLoosh.

and kind of hold onto it for a few hours

Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan.

Annie says it's my new nickname.

dim pretty boy.

About five hours, I guess.

Now that Nuke's gone, they wanna bring up some young catcher.

You got a gift. When you were a baby, the gods reached down

"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." William Blake.

You breathing through the wrong fucking eyelid again?

How'd we ever win in 2020? It's a miracle

They're releasing you from your contract.

has a major-league fastball, but sometimes has problems with his control.

What you need is a good game of catch.

How'd we ever win 8?

Come on, folks. Let's hear it for Max Patkin,

I mean, it doesn't just feel out there, it feels out there. Kind of radical in a kind of tubular way, you know.

Hang on, Millie. Here we go again.

Crash, that was fabulous.

I know women like you.

Hundred bucks says I can get us a rainout

I'm going to the Show.

This guy's crazy.

Hey, Crash. Does that mean what I think it means?

You can do anything you want

You get a ground ball with eyes.

That is a religious ritual and it happens to be working,

to announce your what? announce my presence with authority

I just threw heat. Don't think, Meat.

Nuke, Call Me Nuke

How come you don't like me?

Let's go. Come on. We got five hours. Hurry up. Five hour drive coming up.

Old man, he don't know nothing about fun.

- Ask Crash. - I did.

Is like a Martian talking to a fungo.

They're sending me up to the majors. I leave first thing in the morning.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. SOMETIMES IT RAINS!!!

"It is curiously in the joints of his hips and wrists"

While one side was being neglected

How’d we ever win 7? It’s a miracle.

- Sure. - No, you don't.

Okay, let's get to it. Go get 'em.

Come on, Annie. Think of something clever to say.

Ebby's told me a lot about you.

Last five pitches he threw were faster than the first five.

If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid

Last chance, your place or mine?

Bring it. Bring it. Bring it.

- Struck out 18. - Another new league record.

And When You Speak of Me Speak Well

'cause I'm still rechanneling my sexual energy.

Is that Greek? Raye Anne. It's a beautiful name.

It’s a Miracle

but why is he all twisting up like that?

We ain't scored any runs all year.

First time the Bulls have been ahead in weeks, eh, Whitey?

do you think I deserve to wear white?

Jeez, the fact is

I SAID IT WAS A COCKSUCKING CALL!

- Yeah, serious shit. Yes. - Yeah.

Did you hear what I said? I'm going to the Show.

Send me a postcard? Hey, I made it.

outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter.

What we need is a rain out.

between your feet and your testicles.

Who are you? I mean, do you even have a job?

I love winning, man.

Dad would love a shutout.

Just need a night off to end our losing streak.

- That's not bad. - Don't tell anybody.

I'm just happy to be here.

What's he know about fun? I'm young. I know about fun.