Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, he's gonna throw the deuce now.

Fastball again? Why's he want the heat?

And possibly the worst Atlanta team in half a century...

Also, new league records.

Okay, well, candlesticks always make a nice gift.

Not so fast. He'll be right with you.

Jesus, Ebby, this is your professional debut tonight.

Send you a postcard.

You've been pitching out of the wrong side of your brain.

Will you just give it a try and lean in?

I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment

Signed, "Annie."

- I looked up your records. - You what?

My girlfriend put a curse on my glove.

I mean, boys, not baseball.

Oh Adam, you do make speeches

Honey. Sweetheart.

How did I Lose to Sandau

- They're really hot? - Yeah, and so are the pitchers.

How'd we ever survive eight? It's a miracle!

Call me a cocksucker, and you're out of here!

opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve

Come on, sweetie. I just want to have you alone for a second

- Have you seen Ebby? - No.

You're smart. You're a professional.

- You want me to call you a cocksucker? - Go ahead. Try it.

He still ain't touched the plate!

Did you hit me with your right hand, did you hit me with your left?

and over here we have contestant number 25... national toxins!

Yeah, Skipper, you wanted to see me?

Don't think, just throw.

How’d we ever score one? (It’s a miracle)

It's Skip for you.

We swept a four-game series at Kinston, two games at Winston-Salem

Beautiful as the winning streak was, I was getting damn lonely.

Hundred bucks says… I can get us a rainout for tomorrow.

Crash, you got room!

The future? Here comes the DUCE!

Is that it? Well, fuck this fucking game.

he just doesn't even look when he pitches?

Candlesticks Always Nice #MLB

So why don't you go then?

Never Fuck With A Winning Streak

She’s breathing out of her eyelids like a lava lizard!

It’s a miracle! It’s a miracle.

I got brains, but you got talent.

Now we have got a 12-day road trip starting tomorrow.

Bye, y'all. Bye.

"I did not get lured. I accept full responsibility for my actions."

Said he heard there might be an opening for a catcher in Asheville

Let's celebrate!

There you go! Dig in there!

Your fastball was up. Your curveball's hanging.

Give me a break.

'cause his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here.

That about right? We're dealing with a lot of shit.

And if you cuss me I might just take my PACT vote away

- What's our record, Larry? - Eight and 16.

"Dear Crash, you have a lovely swing but you're pulling your hips out too early."

than thinking about all those nasty hitters.

In addition, he hit the sportswriter,

Twenty-five hits in 500 at-bats is 50 points. Okay?

You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes.

- Give me a break. - It's true.

He's really different.

that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap.

Look, I don't believe in fighting. Let's just...

He's having trouble breathing out of his left eyelid.

I can expand their minds.

Registration always makes a nice gift, we could find out where to register But we should do it quick because there are only three days left!

Jesus, Annie, I don't know.

When you get in a fight with a drunk, you don't hit him with your pitching hand.

Kind of a special wedding cake from the Durham Bulls.

You look great. I'm sorry.

It's a miracle.

and woke up with a note.

Annie only wants you 'cause she can boss you around. Got it?

You did not get lured. Women do not get lured.

Announce my presence with authority

They are too strong and powerful for that. Now say it,

That batter ain't nothing. Come on, Nuke.

Jesus, Ebby, you look like a truck ran over you.

'Cause of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh.

and there are 108 stitches in a baseball.

You throw the ball, you catch the ball You hit the ball!

In the Show, everybody can hit a fastball.

You're not gonna hit me

"And When You Speak Of Me, Speak Well."

Charlie, here comes the deuce.