Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's your problem, man?

I'm "the player to be named Later."

My socks? It's cold in here.

Crash took off at dawn.

so I think it's a good opportunity to go for a quickie.

I want you bad.

You know, you gotta play 'em one day at a time, though.

There's six months in a season. That's about 25 weeks.

Thanks for your note. You're right. I wasn't bending my back.

Did you hit me with your right hand, did you hit me with your left?

You want me to call you a c*cksucker?

You can't breathe through your eyelids.

You got three minutes.

Millie, you gotta stay out of the clubhouse.

He's as full of shit as anybody.

We both just knew.

And he's not dim. He's just inexperienced.

in the bottom of the eighth, and I tattooed it

Show them there, Super Nuke! Super Nuke!

- You're a cocksucker. - You're out of here!

Your own Durham Bulls!

Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone

"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose."

I don't know where it's gonna go. Swear to God

But is there a special reason for it? Ama bunun özel bir nedeni var mı?

How’d we ever make the AFC Championship It’s a miracle!

- Fuck. Why am I a fuck? - Why are you a fuck?

That's really sweet. "we were just acting because..." Fuck you, you pussy.

After 12 years in the minor leagues I don’t try out

Give me the ball.

How embarrassing.

"Limitless limpid jets of love, hot and enormous."

Come on. Put your hands together for Crash.

Crash, Crash. Nuke, what's happening?

I'm too old for this shit.

You could be one of those guys.

I wanna be exotic and mysterious.

That's what I'd do.

He's probably a bust.

No, I mean it, that's very hot.

I know y'all think I'm pretty square, but I believe what I believe.

Nuke. Nuke, excuse me. Time to go to work.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. SOMETIMES IT RAINS!!!

Saturday is Bull Day down at the Northgate Mall.

You boys gonna fight over little old me?

That's Crash Davis. Hey, Crash, come here.

I know. I know, I know, but they're nice hips.

God damn, I hate people that get the words wrong.

Something full of magic, religion, bullshit.

- Don't bump me! - He still hasn't touched the plate!

two Mississippi, three Mississippi,

Look, he's waving. Hey, he's just your old man.

God, I like this song.

She also said I should throw whatever pitches you call for.

don't think too much.

You want me to call you a c*cksucker?

- I'm just... Talking about one time. - Are you out of your mind?

- He did? - Yeah.

I ain't queer. No, I ain't.

There's a great song by Motley Crue. Do you know it?

And when you speak of me, speak well.

He started throwing strikes, and we started to win.

What do we need a scoreboard for?

Nuke. Call me Nuke.

- What? - Who dresses you?

Fairview Heights Rotary

Damn, nobody's ever said no to a date with me before.

I can do that, too.

"Sometimes it rains."

LaLoosh. L-A-Loosh! Come on, LaLoosh! L-A-Loosh! L-A-Loosh!

I told him that a player on a streak has to respect the streak.

In the Show, they would have ripped you.

Fairview Heights Rotary

about commitment to a young boy you can boss around.

Oh, no, he's shaking off the signs.

Bring it on, baby!

Sorry to correct you Peace

I sometimes get easily distracted.

Never mess with a winning streak

God, I think you're real cute.

It's like pheromones.

If you believe in voodoo.

Think classy You’ll be classy

Why is he always calling me Meat?

Come on, just once. I won't bother you the rest of the day.

You hit white balls for batting practice.

No, honey, I said, "Nuke."

- It's pretty boring. - Of course it's boring.

Honey, hold on. Slow down.

I got a lot of time to hear your theories.

Shit! Piss! Fuck!

He's kind of cute.

How'd the O/U ever get up to 35.5? It's a miracle.

Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh,

Don't worry about it.

You hung a curveball on an 0-2 pitch in a 3-2 game

Because it doesn't work that way, you fool.

No, no, he's looking for heat.

How’d we ever score one?

Come on, rook. Show us that million-dollar arm, cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours.

Hey, Skip, it's me.

Up. You're Gonna Wake Everybody Up

Yeah, I've been in the majors.