Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Or we could just take all that sexual energy

You be cocky and arrogant, even when you're getting beat.

The guy in the booth.

Million guys give their left nut to be in your shoes.

Yeah, I want that shit that don't smell bad.

You have to learn your clichés.

Having a conversation with you Is like a Martian talking to a fungo

It’s a miracle

Here you go. Let me get that black bag.

REORG NO, NO, SERVE IT UP

Relax, all right?

This girl has handled a lot of pitchers

It's a miracle.

After 12 years...I don’t tryout. Goodnight.

every time I pitched, it was like throwing gasoline on a fire

I know. I know.

Jeez, sorry. Didn't recognize you.

We need a live... Was it a live rooster?

And what did he say?

And I don't wanna think about quantum physics.

He said, if I give into you, I'll start losing again.

How'd we score 5 runs? (It's a miracle)

But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem.

What is all this "I, I, I" stuff? What about me?

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We're so pleased he met a Christian woman.

Honey, you are a regular nuclear meltdown.

"or 6'3" homeless studs.

You know what a mojo is?

Damn, Crash, how you doing?

You're leaving your fastball in the locker room for some piece of ass.

the other was in paradise watching our Bulls play like big-leaguers.

Get a hit, Crash.

I'm not interested in a woman who's interested in that boy.

Bring it! Bring it! Bring it!

The two sides of my own brain were all jumbled up and cross-wired.

At the ticket box for her daddy, Cedar Baker.

You know, having a conversation with you is like...

We got a boy goin’ to the show!

Crash, wait! All's I want is a date.

- My eyelids? - Yeah.

I got released.

That top looks cute on you aww shucks

- Chakra. - Your right leg and left testicle

For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary

Just relax out there. Don't aim the ball.

Beg me! Pretty please, beg! Pretty please, beg!

This is ridiculous. I'm a professional.

'cause you're starting to think about it already.

Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth

It feels out there. It's a major rush.

What are you talking about? You're a great catcher.

yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes i ride shotgun.

I was playing damn near naked.

"But the expression of a well-made man appears not only in his face"

I'm too old for this shit

He was kidding. He was kidding.

Is that it Well fuck this fucking game

I heard already.

Sandy Grimes hit .371 in Louisville in 1967.

Anything that travels that far ought to have a damn stewardess on it.

You still don't know what I'm talking about, do you?

and the winning streak came to an end with a 3-2 loss.

You know, you gotta play 'em one day at a time, though.

I swear to God. Just touch the bat once.

It’s a miracle

You want me to call you a c*cksucker?

Takes the curse off bats and brings me hits

Don't let him in your kitchen.

- She'll be waiting... - It's for Crash.

All my limbs put together aren't worth seven cents a pound.

They got engaged. Can you believe that?

Get the hell out of here.

The good news was that a man was about to come calling.

Never scheiss with a winning streak

Why don't I get to choose? Why doesn't he get to choose?

Did you see water world? I know it sucked

Charlie, here comes the deuce

And the good Lord willing, things will work out.

Sort of all over the place.

Some kid hitting .300 in Bluefield.

I don't know where it's gonna go.

yes beryl bacotra? what do you want? i want to spread all the bacteria.

I swear to God.

Like "Oil Can," "Catfish." What was the one you were...

Nike-just do it.

Give me the ball.

How about a little back rub?

One more, baby, one more. You got him.

God, I'm tired.

Strike-outs are boring. Besides that, they're fascist.

You want something for that sore shoulder?

Come on. You ain't getting that cheese by me.

Because you got talent.

Anybody says anything bad about Taylor, I break his neck

He said that getting lost and disappearing from the face of the earth