Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was in the Show for 21 days once.

I just wanna be.

That's the first home run of the year for Crash Davis.

Anyway, a good friend of mine used to say,

This is Sandy Grimes.

I was just gonna ask Crash to show me how to throw a breaking ball.

Ain't he warming up yet?

The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness.

Your dad's here? Where's he at?

You know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is?

the voice of the Durham Bulls, Teddy Garland.

I can get us a rainout...

Crash tells me I gotta quit worrying about him

I think probably with my love for four-legged creatures

You were dreaming.

Don't think, meat. Just throw.

Oh, my, what a nice back.

Bring me the gas.

Way to go. Hustle in!

Got it! I got it!

Watch your head.

What do you believe in, then?

When you speak of me, speak well

and kicked the holy shit out of Greensboro in a three-game set.

You never Fuck with a winning streak

Kind of A dubious honor

He's shaking me off. You believe that shit?

I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment

Yelich runs like he throws. Sort of all over the place.

Some will get this some won’t but for this that do- they will laugh Tori Yesterday

who didn't have the best year of his career.

was approaching the minor-league record, though I told nobody.

Oh Adam, you sure make speeches

if you don't mind my saying.

nobody gets "wole." people get "woke."

until it's time to go to the ballpark.

And now batting for the Bulls, number eight, Crash Davis.

He sort of pitches for the Cosmic All-Stars.

He's got pinpoint control here tonight, Bull fans.

Are You Out of Your Mind?!

No, man, we didn't fuck.

Some lizards have a parietal eye behind their heads so they can see backwards.

He's shaking me off. You believe that shit?

I think I'll just take a little nap.

We gotta play ‘em one day at a time

Is that it? Well fuck this fucking game.

what do you think of Ride the pin? Lollygaggers

I'm Crash Davis. I'm your new catcher

Annie's a very smart lady.

Come on, Nuke. You're the man. No batter. Chuck hard, baby.

Come on, Crash.

I fucking love winning.

Who we play tomorrow?

Sears sucks, Crash. I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores.

Up to the plate, Junior Chavley.

and he's breathing out of his eyelids like a lava lizard.

Hell of a shot.

"You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball."

Base hit to center field off LaLoosh.

Skip, I know I'm in a goddamn slump, but I hit the ball hard today.

I'm gonna be leading a daily chapel service here in the locker room

Well, 247 home runs in the minor-leagues would be a kind of dubious honor.

Nobody gets "woolly." Women get "weary."

"Never Fuck With A Winning Streak"

When you speak of me..speak well

- No. - Let's go.

- You got a live arm there. - Thanks.

All right, here we go. Stay back. Relax.

I'll be back when we lose.

No, No. serve it meat.

We were talking about it. All the great ones have nicknames.

You think I need a nickname? I think I need a nickname.

since we're not gonna make love, and improve your hand-eye coordination.

- William Blake? - William Blake.

and then rechannel it into your pitching tonight.

When a client realizes hiring your experienced team saved them from a renovation nightmare.

Registration always makes a nice gift, we could find out where to register But we should do it quick because there are only three days left!

Look at that, he hit the f***ing bull

Come inside, I'll buy you a drink.

Of course, a guy will listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay.

You gonna sit there all day?

- What the fuck is that? - Holy shit!

Baby, come on. Fire one in here.

We’ve got ourselves a natural disaster.

and hooves and everything, that in another lifetime