Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- To announce your what? - Announce my presence with authority.
the public address announcer, the Bull mascot twice.
Think classy You’ll be classy
- Cedar, come on and get your little girl. - Crash.
Nuke's overthrowing tonight. Don't look loose.
Jesus Christ!
Connect always wins
It's kind of a personal note, kid, so don't read it.
What are you doing out here? I'm cruising, man.
just tweet. don't read tweets, meat
I can get us a rainout.
Kind of radical in a kind of tubular way, you know.
Nobody has an “educated opinion.”
Annie says it'll keep one side of my brain
And Crash, who kept hitting dingers
Have you ever been tied up in bed?
- I'm a great catcher? - Yeah.
When you speak of me, speak well
don't think, just retweet
and pretty.
Oh, let's not.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment Outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter
Throw some ground balls.
the hanging curveball, high fiber, good Scotch,
Another NEW League Record
Annie. Who's this Annie?
Sweetie, I'm not gonna try to seduce you.
Ballparks are like cathedrals.
That's nice.
I love a little macho male bonding.
How’d we ever win 3? It’s a miracle...
and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time,
A A
We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove
I won't.
Nobody gets “woolly” Luke gets “weary”
- See my hips? - Yep.
Hi, darling. Get in here.
And as the batter steps in...
I am so proud of you guys.
Why? I'm finally throwing it where I want to throw it.
- Wake up. - Huh?
Nuke, honey.
I know it's boring! That's the point. Write it down!
Will that work for me?
What?
We Need a live rooster to take the curse off the building
A gork. You get a ground ball.
Crash.
Forget it.
Ninety-five miles an hour.
Candlesticks always make a nice gift
No.
There's never been a ballplayer who slept with me
Fuck this fucking game!
A player on a streak Has to respect the streak
You know, I've been telling everybody that.
Something had to be done.
Hey, Crash, guess what.
I put in a word for you with the organization.
I can't remember the last time I had a base hit.
"I did not get lured. I accept full responsibility for my actions."
And another thing, Meat, you don't know shit. All right?
i think swalwell just called the guy a cocksucker
Fear and ignorance.
just want to help the ballclub
unless he had a lot of RBI's or was a great glove man up the middle.
Seven Mississippi, eight Mississippi, nine Mississippi, ten Mississippi.
We got three minutes.
You can keep going to the ballpark and keep getting paid to do it.
I teach part time at Alamance Junior College!
Lessons from Bull Durham I did not get lured. I accept full responsibility for my actions.
Bad news was it was the wrong guy.
How’d we ever win one? It’s a miracle!
Now take it off slowly.
Now you try. Go ahead.
Jesus.
What do you think of Ride the pine? Lollygaggers
Shorten up, Crash. Bring me the gas, kid.
Pals now?
Anybody says anything bad about Millie, I break his neck.
He's shaking me off. You believe that shit?
We got a boy goin’ to The Show!
Why not? You hit 20 more this year
You'd be great.
- What? - It's not "woolly."
oh dear grandma snell fancy a page? yes one with 8 million chapters!
Yes, a switch-hitting witch.
Top of the ninth. Two outs.
- Safe! - No, I got him!
Don't Think, Just Throw.
Why’s he keep calling me meat?
Is that it? Fuck this fucking game.
Yeah, from what I hear you couldn’t hit water If you fell out of a fucking boat
Hey, hey.
Folks, we have a little lost girl up here.
I'm committed to Nuke for the season.
That's hot.
- Words like, thank you. - You're confusing him.
or maybe a cereal box.
Shut up.
You are. You're exotic and mysterious and cute.
I'm there. I'm ready.
'cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours.
Hi, 18. Hi, 12.
Better find our "bonus baby."
Can't you even let me enjoy the moment? Moment's over.
I think it would be great. The Sporting News should know about it.
NUKE. Call me NUKE.