Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Jewish fella? -Wonderful writer.
...I came in and said, "Here's a man who was at the scene of the crucifixion...
And I said, "I'll give you a buck...
I've never heard anyone do the punch line like that.
-I haven't had bacon in an awful long time. -That's why you're 90.
-I smell comedy, I really do. -Yeah.
...started pulling at my coat. Norman Steinberg.
To me, when you take a big chance is when you bring...
"Can you give me a buck for a sandwich?"
He said, "I came up with the Cone of Silence.
With brand-new material that is bound to fail.
We wrote a lot of it in New York and then I took Norman with me.
Yeah, at this age, you wanna-- You don't have time--
I took her to a restaurant. She was so thin, the maître d' said:
I'm just a prince, I'm not a king.
I had a friend who never picked up a check without saying:
So crisp, they'll say, "That's too crisp." That's it.
The very first show.
-So I had this idea... -Right.
So that's 62 years.
-Yeah. -With wheels.
-Anyway, this is where he sits. -Right.
-Tip before we eat? -Yeah.