Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want you to throw the next one at the mascot.

- So do I. - Stand up for a second.

Touchdowns are boring, besides that they're fascist

Praise the Lord.

If you win 20 in the Show

You lollygag in and out of the dugout.

Why's he calling for a curveball?

How’d We Ever Win Eight? It’s a Miracle.

Fuck it! It's a cocksucking call!

I hit my dinger and I hung ‘em up.

You gotta play this game with fear and arrogance.

- He called me a cocksucker! - He missed the tag!

I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones.

We gotta talk. We gotta...

NO, NO. SERVE IT UP.

yes and i'm still in there... pitching!

Relax! Let’s have some fun out here!

nuke, call me nuke

occupied while I'm on the mound, thus keeping my brain slightly off-center

Hit me in the chest with that.

Hey, why you shaking me off?

Anybody ain't in this shower in ten seconds gonna get fined $100.

Team Trump I Don't Know where it's going to go

Think I could make it to the Show as a manager?

That closes the book on LaLoosh today.

"Good Lord willing

What'd you swing at a breaking ball for?

Don't you think?

He's right behind home plate. Don't look. Don't look.

I just like seeing you get all worked up

They throw ungodly breaking stuff in the Show.

Afraid not, pal.

It's a miracle.

Who are you? Who's he?

Couple flares drop in for me, I'm right back in the groove.

Annie, you can't seduce me.

I mean, every time I pitched, it was like throwing gasoline on a fire.

Crash must have called the guy a cocksucker.

Who does he play for?

Welcome to the Eastern Seaboard Tobacco Growers

You know something, Annie.

- Why? - Why do you get to choose?

You got him breathing out of the wrong goddamn eyelid.

- You having fun yet? - Oh, yeah, I'm having a blast, thanks.

Charlie, here comes the deuce

Ba ba ba ba i’m Like eating lady Gaga ba ba silence I—- Can’t be responsible for trouble in you it ain’t. My deception

Just give them the gas.

You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys.

Hey, Skip, that Max, hell of a guy.

"love-flesh swelling and deliciously aching."

All right, you've seen all his pitches.

He's wearing garters

After sweeping the July 4 doubleheader the Durham Bulls were tied for first.

They're kids. Scare 'em.

I actually saw him read a book without pictures once.

I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.

Funny thing was I stopped worrying about Nuke.

What was that? What the hell was that?

You usually start me off with a hammer.

At least, that's what I told myself.

Here, wait a minute. Watch. Watch.

It says he's not bending his back on his follow-through.

- I'll buy you a beer. - Hey.

Ball two, in the dirt.

- What? - I was naked.

Well, he fucks like he pitches.

You're gonna have to study them, you're gonna have to know them.

I'm doing a damn poor job of it. Aren't I pretty?

- to stay out of your bed. - You most certainly did.

I thought maybe we could work on some fundamentals

It's a long season, and you gotta trust it.

How would you know?

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.

We got a boy goon’ to the show!

I'm figuring I'm just gonna cave in and sleep with her.

Don't be such guys. Max, let's dance.

How coaches feel when their Athletes ignore instruction.

They're gonna hug your waist and snuggle

And the good Lord willing, things will work out.

What we need is a rainout.

- I never told him to stay out of your bed. - Yes, you did.

This guy's a first-ball fastball hitter, he's looking for heat.

He's got the best young arm I've seen in 30 years.

Y'all don't forget

you're not gettin' that cheese by me meat

Why the hell am I back in A ball?