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I mean, because you understand about nonlinear thinking.

I'm "the player to be named later."

I heard about shit like this.

God, I can't keep giving you these free lessons.

Relax. Let's have some fun out here.

that's a no-no with umpires.

Go get 'em, boys! Hit them where they ain't.

I'm just totally exhausted.

Good idea. Did anybody bring a ball?

Is she as good as they say?

God damn it. Time-out.

Shake him off. Throw what you want.

- Here you go. - We didn't order these, honey.

They don't get "woolly."

You know, you gotta play 'em one day at a time, though.

Lollygaggers. Lollygaggers.

Oh, my goodness!

the Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry.

Begging the question, what are these boys thinking about? Cause it sure ain't baseball.

"I'd be happy to meet with you tomorrow at the batting cage to discuss it."

You should be at the game, Annie.

How did I lose to Sandau It’s a miracle

Fuck this fucking game

before he proposed?

- Never heard of him. - Oh, good.

Raye Anne, right? That's a beautiful name.

- You missed him! - I didn't miss him!

Crash was right, Nuke had a gift.

I can get us a rainout!

I can expand their minds.

You've been in the majors?

I'm the guy driving a Porsche.

Crash, shut the door.

You can do anything you want.

She's getting pretty steamed, actually,

Hey, you guys. Don't throw me anything.

Starting to think how embarrassing it would be

- It's on back order. - Give him some of that shit.

And now, "The Greatest Show on Dirt,"

- What a nasty thing to say. - He didn't mean it nasty.

Stay back and wipe that silly grin off his face.

Now, get. Come on.

I got a 911 with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.

Are you out of your mind?

What you need is a curveball.

You know, to calm her down.

Astros after Yankees

I am not some, quote, "piece of ass," unquote.

They say the darndest things.

Shut up. You're gonna wake everybody up.

Maybe you could find out where she's registered.

When Crash hit his 247th home run, I knew the moment it happened.

and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt.

We were worried that he might get involved in the wrong crowd.

I know women like you.

Nuke could be one of those guys, but you don't give a fuck, Meat.

What is it you see in this guy?

Told them I thought you might make a fine minor-league manager someday.

muneer going hashan mon

Is the modern-day athlete a pale imitation of the great old warriors?

So quit screwing around and help me up.

This is the toughest job a manager has.

The Bulls will attempt to end a six-game losing streak

You lollygag your way down to first.

Bring it. Bring it. Bring it.

Jesus, get out of the box, you idiot. Where's your head?

You hit 227 home runs in the minors.

So is somebody gonna go to bed with somebody or what?

You mean you have an “informed opinion.”

It's time to tell it like it is, sports fans.

i can get us a rein-out

You hear what I'm saying? It's like better than losing.

You know, you gotta play 'em one day at a time, though.

How’d we ever win 3? It’s a miracle...

day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

This is hopeless. This is utterly, fucking hopeless.

- Nuke's chastity was your idea. - I know! I'm telling you

And the only church that truly feeds the soul

And when you speak of me Speak well

Unfortunately, however, he kept on winning

Come on. Show them what you got, Super Nuke!

- He did. - Who?

Beautiful night for baseball here in Durham.

- four Mississippi... - Get in there! Hurry it up!

Come on! Announce my presence with authority!

Just throw it at the bull, all right?

Having a conversation with you... ...is like a martian talking to a fungo

So, how's it feel to get your first professional win?

I was lousy. I was worse than lousy.

Now, that's progress. Come on up here. Get your butt up here.

- Ready. - Go to it.

I'm going to the Show.

That's really sweet. "acting scared because..." Fuck you, you pussy.

Guy gets a free steak.

Having a conversation with you Is like a Martian talking to a fungo

I said it was a cocksucking call! You can't throw me for that.

That's the point. Write it down.

Five earned runs, five hits, five strikeouts, five walks and five wild pitches.

There might be an opening at Visalia next year.

- He's not. Are you? - No.

They did when they were in the Carolina League.

- at 3:00 in the afternoon. - Amen, brother!

Ball hit deep in the right field, off the wall.