Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everybody into the shower!
and for one extraordinary June and July
You see, there's no guilt in baseball
How are we only 6 and a half back? IT’S A MIRACLE
We're almost home.
"It's our game. The American game."
It's more tiring than fucking.
a player on a streak has to respect the streak.
Twenty bucks says I can get us a rainout
"One day at a time."
We need a live Rooster
- Which one of us? - Both of you, of course.
Until you win 20 in the Show, however, it means you're a slob.
Come on, rook. Show us that million-dollar arm, cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours.
Did you see that? Because your delivery was fully integrated
The rose goes in the front, big guy.
I hook up with one guy a season.
I got a 911 with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.
Ladies and gentlemen, five, four
He's a Mayan Indian.
You get 300 million of them, they can build a cathedral.
Bring me the gas.
Cute? Baby ducks are cute. I hate cute!
Goddamn, son of a bitching, motherfucking shithead. God damn it!
"Pokey."
- One and six. Give me the goddamn ball. - Oh, sorry.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
- What? - From Annie.
I prefer metaphysics to theology.
I mean, baseball seems like a linear game with all those lines and box scores.
You don't want a player. You want a stable pony.
yes beryl iryal? what do you want? i want to do some brialing in benoa.
for their wedding present.
Scotty, baby, take this to Ebby Calvin.
SAILING IS FUN GOD DAMN IT
LaLoosh. L-A-Loosh!
- Forget it. - Hey.
How are we only back 3.5? It's a miracle.
You're the man! You're the man! Easy game!
- I'm Tony. I play second base. - I know.
The Bulls off to a slow start, having dropped their first three games.
Sorry.
A woman should be so strong and powerful
Oh, my.
Noon games are boring.
Right eyelid.
We’re dealing with a lot of shit
What are you, a goddamn witch?
Hell of a guy.
Jesus, man.
Hundred bucks says I can get us a rainout for tomorrow.
We’re dealing with a lot of shit here
"it is in his limbs and joints also."
'cause five years ago in the Texas League
Yep. I wouldn't dig in there if I was you.
The hotels all have room service.
How’d we ever reach five? It’s a miracle.
Poland must have called the guy a cocksucker.
Charge!
1 and 7….How’d we ever win 1? It’s a Miracle
If there's one chick who'd know you were pulling your hips out early
Quick bat. Quick bat.
This game is fun fun god damn it
This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout.
I remember. I should have thrown a slider.
that she's not affected by such things.
but it's also a job.
Let's hear it!
You gotta cut the head off a live rooster.
against the Greensboro Hornets with Nuke LaLoosh on the hill.
Come on. Get your ass in gear.
would you rather I'd be making love to him using your name
If he's so great, how come he's been in the minors for 10 years?
What's it say?
We want you to room with him on the road.
Don't think, just throw.
I'm not gonna fall in love with you or nothing.
who's filling in for donny gimbalzi? gearldine ormes.
He's not.
He's my new catcher.
It's okay, Crash. You take it easy, honey.
Fun, God damn it.
Even if it is the Carolina League this is a chance to play every day.
or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear
When Nuke started listening to Crash, everything fell into place.
And now WRDU radio presents
Too bad, Butch. Too bad.
He's a young, wild,
And don't hold the ball so hard, okay?
How come nobody ever says they were "Joe Schmoe"?
That's funny, that's my job, too.
whose records are a lot better than one and seven.
Jose Garcia…Barrero’s Manager
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains
Aren't you glad to see me?
Oh, cute. That's really cute.
No. No, no.
Oh, my.
And I wanna hear every damn one of them,
when she's in the throes of passion.
Why is he always calling me Meat?
Ice-skaters. God, look at them.
- keep your hands out of this. - I never told him
The moment's over.
- I'm not interested yet. - Who you calling a boy?
You hurt my eye!
That don't make me queer, right? Right.
"And waste its sweetness on the desert air." Thomas Gray.
What the hell's wrong with you?
How’d we ever make the AFC Championship It’s a miracle!
He's shakin' me off. Do you believe that shit.
Crash must have called the guy a cocksucker.
Whoever told you such a ridiculous thing?
Nuke never quite got in the groove, though he didn't pitch bad
- Nail him, drop him. - Hit him, man! Hit him!
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.
"The rose goes in front, big guy."
We got a boy going to the Show.