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Oh, yes, he took it with him to the gym.
Okay. Right, right, right, right.
(door opens, closes)
Yeah, and she's survived by her husband, Sex Tape Adam."
Why'd you pause it halfway through?
a session.
But I'm sure you were great, honey.
But...
That's not good enough. I need it now!
(door opens)
Well, h-how did you see it?
I was talking about your heated toilet seat.
at a yard sale.
I-I'll put it in the fridge for you.
a full week before me.
Love you. Bye. Love you, too.
But mainly it's because I'm in security.
Andi was doing the best she could.
Maybe I should have just driven the kids to school.
Swinging a towel, and...
and I opened your iPad and up popped the video
Mm. Yeah.
because my heart is beating twice as fast now.
How's it going, movie star?
Oh, okay, okay, no, no, they're-they're not talking.
We know.
That gives the kidnappers a two-hour head start.
(laughs) Give me that.
Okay, so n-nobody knew about the video,
I have a self-control issue?
Huh? I mean, I only have two moves:
Okay, Andi... Hey.
Okay, let's go. I can't believe this worked.
Well, your mom watched it, too.
Well, then, give me that back. It's my pad.
(laughs)
Jen has to work, but she's preapproved
I was disappointed because I read in your e-mails
and-and you look like you're trying to land a plane.