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It's that square thing she's always yelling at.
an elephant who doesn't have to pack a bag
I made an ass of myself.
I want to watch it when I'm not scared.
I do not enjoy tiny computers. They make me feel like a giant.
She-she just really needs her computer, okay?
let the cops do the work for us.
I don't want to be Sex Tape Adam.
without anybody telling them to.
I'll recheck everything in a couple of days.
(car horn honks outside)
You won't even let your wife do the dishes
It was probably a glitch.
Ah, there she is.
for some extra work, I got some gutters at my place...
Yeah, uh, honey, I'm not so sure about a carpool.
Hold on, hold on.
reading one of those women's magazines,
I don't have to tell you. You were there. Okay.
Don't worry, everything that happened this week,
If you're not home, I'll just use the key behind your planter.
They all watched it!
Well, we have a similar situation here, okay?
(laughs)
and broke hers.
on your new hot potty.
Well, yeah.
That's why Rudy's here, okay?
and I thought, "You know what would be great down here?
and find out who watched it, then...
Okay. Your mom, Don and Lowell, they all had my iPad.
(scoffs)
I've been waiting my whole life
Because I have to leave the office early
My mom took your iPad.