Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Crept out the back door ♪

♪ I guess we always, guess we always knew ♪

♪ When there is no hope to speak of ♪

♪ That it would be stormy weather ♪

- Oh. He's wise. - Mm.

Will you be inviting Alba to the dinner?

You know, Dad can't be a lawyer here, so I had to be.

- Mamice. - Moje cedo.

♪ Dashing through the snow ♪

I could drop quite easily. I just...

♪ My heart, my heart is better than that ♪

Wha... Hey, Sleeping Beauty.

Merry Christmas to you. Thank you.

I choose not to go back to my parents' house.

KATE: This is cool.

♪ I don't know what the hell you want from me, oh... ♪

- ♪ She drives me crazy... ♪ - (clears throat) No.

♪ Oh, by golly ♪

Now is not the time for unpleasantness.

- for my family. - Ah.

Did you follow me here?

♪ 'Cause nobody else ♪

of utterly hilarious elf jokes for one night.

I just don't want you to drop dead in front of the customers.

- (door opens) - WOMAN: Surprise!

They point a finger.

(kazoo buzzing)

Tom, who lives here but is selling the flat.

Which will be hard because I am not a sour person.

I mean, your mother... when was the last time

♪ Or raised a hand to my wife ♪

Kate, there's something I've got to tell you.

after all the trauma and... Look, I'm just worried...

- I'm not a dog. - Well, you are wearing a collar.

Tom. Um, h-he's tall...

♪ They crack a smile, talk a while ♪

- Yeah, now, get off, elf. - (laughter)

All right, we've got lots to get through.

(cheering swells)

Probably just scared of what he feels about you.

(Fabien exhales, inhales)

(chuckles) Et voilà.

Break-in, I'm afraid.

- Well... - Bon appétit.

- KATE (whispers): Second. - Great achievement.

- It's for sale? - Oh, yeah, yeah.

(Santa chuckles)

Did I miss something?

- All right, all right, listen. - (Petra scoffs)

I also love it.

Or maybe you do.

That is really nice.

♪ Something that I want you to know ♪

(sighing): Oh, for God's sake.

♪ Your mama was a thinker ♪

CROWLEY: Well, that's a good thing,

Oh, you are very good.

♪ Laughing all the way ♪

♪ Hand in hand with ignorance ♪

kylo finally focused his mind enough to do what was necessary quickly overwhelming Rey and stabbing her in the stomach. The young Jedi's worst fear had come true. A sith blade piercing her soft gut.

♪ Listen to my simple story ♪

- Oh, yeah, and a lot more to come. - (both laugh)

♪ These are the days of the beggars and the choosers ♪

(bells jingling)

KATE: I'm gonna show you to

♪ There was a young lady called Florrie ♪

- (chuckles softly) - (horn honks)

♪ They will not be the last ♪

Oh, trust you to come up with something understanding.

- (speaking Serbo-Croatian) - (bell dings)

Have you had sex yet?

- (tires squealing) - (loud thud)

♪ Sinek dete maleno ♪

- Ex-grenadier. Will I do? - Lovely. Um...

- Santa, I didn't know you cared. - I don't care.

Now, some of the girls, they used to come, take a seat,

- No. - Ah, so?

to make it look like a break-in.

She talks less.

So I defer to the Swiper queen.

- Remember those? - Of course I remember. - I remember.

Lots of glottal stops.

- Come on! - ♪ To novo leto faljeno ♪

♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪

♪ Tell me, baby ♪

(crowd shouting)

You must enjoy it.

We weren't so lucky, you and I.

♪ Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me ♪

'cause I love Jason Statham,

♪ Looking for a different space ♪

I bet she's really happy about that.

♪ Then I guess she was tripping on a high love you ♪

- and stop being so angry. - Da. - (Kate groans)

♪ Has the power to make you happy ♪

I mean, you should try it.

(quietly): Ooh.

♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪

SANTA: Your mother again?

- What you done? You look like dead person. - Oh, yeah.

You're rehired.

Well, maybe you can focus your attention

because I've just been really stupid.

- ♪ With ignorance ♪ - Hi.

- He must be a volunteer. - Yes. That's...

(speaking Serbo-Croatian)

Nice of you to volunteer.

I thought you had a job.

You turned me into someone who broke the law.

And your suite, madame.

- You're fired. - (Kate chuckles)

♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪

You need to rest more,

(quietly): Shut up.

Actually, Tom who?

♪ This year ♪

GEORGE MICHAEL: ♪ I gotta have faith ♪

who's given to depression in much the same way as, um...

You just sort of... folded up.

♪ Blue Christmas without you... ♪

Listen, I've seen more of these little middle-class do-gooders

No, it's never gonna happen.

Now I am intrigued.

He was... he was very good.

Excuse my language. It's typical, that is.

- You're so weird. - Keep looking up.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm.

Because I'm a part of you.