Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- (laughs): Muffin? - "Muff" for short.

Yeah, there was just a terrible accident on the way here.

(riders murmuring)

But would you like a biscuit?

- Shoo. Just go. Just go. - Hold on. This is weird?

I haven't heard you make one of those in a very long time.

♪ How could it have, baby? ♪

- (song ends) - (cheering)

I would, uh... I'd call that a successful date.

Why is my life so shit?!

for my famous breakfast power juice.

(TV continues playing quietly)

- All my friends were murdered. - Okay, fine.

some sort of a weird token thing

- tell me to calm down, all right? - (groans)

(dog barking in distance)

- Don't worry about it. - Where do you work?

(both chuckle and sigh)

just have a chat, and then go back to work.

Before you throw me in the bin with the rest

(softly): Good sleeping.

a whole different Tom.

- No, you... - Look, if this is about commitment,

KATE: Do you think she was giving them tips?

You know, when they get off on one.

- Place like this is a prime target. - Mm.

He's an expert on sauerkraut.

- Ed. - Ed. Ed was just so understanding.

I'm not a career elf.

Mm, pity. It's a lovely place.

You look like you need another.

DIRECTOR: I would put him in "maybe plus."

And I could sing before.

Oh, all right now, PC Trenchant Old Baggage.

Mm, you're kidding.

Why do you keep trying to take me for a walk?

- You're my bestie. Please. I know. - (grunts)

"Why on Earth Is She Even Here the Elf."

I thought you might have decided to move on.

♪ These are the days of the open hand ♪

Roll up, you shower of gobblers.

to everyone who's put so much hard work in.

Yeah, after you... what you've been through,

- Kate? - Katarina.

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ I will always try to get my shit together ♪

- Piss off. - Come on.

Why you not ring me when I worry about you?!

♪ Do do do do ♪

♪ To save me from tears ♪

- Just a little, tiny... - Mm, tiny, tiny.

- Yeah. - It's just bollocks.

(laughing): I just couldn't imagine.

Um, and now he stays away from home as much as he can

- Meow. - (clears throat)

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

I think just to be a human being is hard.

Why are you always dancing about?

If anyone can do it, you can.

♪ But the very next day, you gave it away ♪

with feminism in general, but...

Ne, ne, ne, ne. Stop.

- Kate. - (stammers) Who said anything

♪ It's hard to be more than we've seen. ♪

this is my best thing.

- ♪ He must have let us ♪ - Oi!

Is that a crocodile with pompoms?

I like this man.

To be honest, you're not really mine.

- He likes it. - What does he do?

- So, having not followed you here... - Mm-hmm.

♪ Do do do do, do do do do do do ♪

♪ Please let me try to ♪

I'm-I'm trying my best here.

(footsteps approaching)

- Where have you been? - (groans)

which is sort of the same thing.

What next, huh?

- What's wrong with you? - What?

Oh, she's drinking like the pirate.

Oh, so now it's my issue?

instead of working.

I'm asking you to do a single thing, Katarina.

- Uh, I'm so sorry. - CASTING DIRECTOR: Sorry.

Thank you, though.

- Mum? - They hate us.

♪ It doesn't surprise me ♪

♪ It's the one good thing that I've got ♪

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Where was that?

They say, "Those people,

- Yes, I'm fine. - (sets gibbon on counter)

No, I, uh, moved out on my flatmate today.

♪ Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens ♪

(siren wailing)

♪ 'Cause I will always, I will always, I will always ♪

Yesterday, 17 times.

- It's "Kate." - Ah.

♪ Do you recognize me? ♪

No, it's funny. I'm all right about it, actually.

(plays jaunty rhythm)

(clears throat)

It's Mr. Claus, I believe.

Shut up, lock up, and good night.

Right. Yeah, see, the thing is, he's not homeless.

- on the silly buggers inside the shop. - (phone ringing)

KATE: ♪ You tell me you're cold on the inside ♪

have you had a couple drinks?

Just my luck, I face-plant into a pile of rubbish

♪ And the next you tell me you won't... ♪

But I didn't feel alive.

Universal Pictures

(conversation continues indistinctly)

Yeah, no, great, but can I get some sleep?

- Bollocks is it. - No, seriously.

You're not really called Santa?

And you, uh, came into town for it?

Wasting my life. Thanks, Mum.

Did you just giggle like a girl?

Listen, you said it yourself.

("Faith" by George Michael playing)

Down a dark alley again with a complete stranger.

- Don't talk to me. - But, listen, I...

Can you please give me something for sleeping?

Morning, gorgeous.

And I... and I don't know what they put back,

All the joys and the love of Christmas

"saint" tattooed on your forehead?

Mum is a piece of work.

I have nicknamed her "Lazy the Elf"

♪ It's hard to love ♪

I'm not gonna heal my heart

And watch this one,

Nothing out of the ordinary.

Oh, thank God. You still have time.

in front of people who could've given me a job.

Uh, youngish bloke. Sad, really.

Oh. Have a look over there.

Anyway, when I got better, it all went away,

and you'll realize you sound like Jason Statham.