Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(sighs)
Just taking a little look, huh?
- Seen this? - Seen what?
Bottle of Rioja?
I don't even... I mean, seriously,
- (Kate chuckling) - Ta-da!
- "Dick" means "penis"? - "Dick" means "penis." Yeah.
will you kiss me good night?
(excited chatter)
♪ Hand in hand ♪
You do understand that?
KATE: Yeah, and that's how it's always gonna be.
Alba is... Alba is Marta's flatmate.
- Why don't you do it inside? - Why don't you ring me?
You know why. And you know what?
♪ Once bitten... ♪
It means, "I will nail you to my dick."
Santa, um, I think I can take over from there.
- Mm. - Go away.
I heard him have a very loud phone conversation
You just... you've been disappearing for days on end.
♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪
The sound engineer's gone home.
GRAND FANFARE PLAYING UNIVERSAL FANFARE MEET THE SPIRITS 7 2029
Guess what it was in the bakery on the Edgware Road.
♪ ♪
- But it's-it's true. - Let's go, Mum. Come on.
You like?
♪ Serves me far too well... ♪
Inconceivable.
Is he a magician?
♪ This is how we want you to get by ♪
TOM: That's Ursula.
- What is he doing with you? - Nothing.
Look what it done to him. He look thousand years old.
embarrassment... and that's just my mum.
- Hello. - Hi.
Let's go. I've got a surprise for you.
There you are, sir. Enjoy your festive hybrid Hanukkah bush.
All set for your date?
That was so psychic.
♪ Take another, take another ♪
Oh, Christ.
♪ ♪
I'm just not in the mood for a walk.
This is your crime number. You'll need it for insurance.
- (band joins in) - (cheering and applause)
- Tell her she is. Yeah. - PETRA: But, uh,
(grunts rhythmically)
I'm not fed up with feminism.
Was, uh, Santa involved?
so I'm glad that we bumped into each other.
- Wait. - MARTA: Oh, for God's sake.
Maybe this is more you than anything.
♪ 'Cause God's stopped keeping score ♪
("Fantasy" by George Michael playing)
- ♪ Dun, dun, dun! ♪ - Oh!
♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪
Of course not.
We are so lucky to be able to help each other
Don't bring that up. She burned her eyebrows off.
There's no such thing as normal.
Dan, she doesn't have to help, you know.
♪ Na kraju ♪
Ha! Funny, no. I installed everything on her phone
Are you seriously doing a James Bond impression?
Don't even know where that's been.
ANDY (muffled): Madam. Hello.
No?
But I guess maybe we're all a bit damaged in this family.
I'm a mess.
Interesting... and weird.
I've never seen that before.
Yeah.
Leave me alone.
Good Lord.
- ♪ She drives me crazy... ♪ - (groans)
Just uncertain.
Very common this time of year.
Have yourself a merry Christmas, yeah?
Yes, relentlessly. These are dark times.
The reason we are lucky is because helping each other
No, she is still ill... why is she still
- Thanks. - (chuckling): You're welcome.
- They took them. - Mum, come on. Come on. I know.
You can't depend on me.
It's incredible how unfunny it is.
- KATE (laughing): Oh, my God. - TOM: Yeah.
mother-to-be image you see in the ads?
- Aw. Aw. Moje cedo. - Mm.
♪ Because I said you were the perfect girl for me ♪
Could you just tell her that I'm very sorry?
♪ With a note saying, "I love you," I meant it ♪
She's eating rubbish when she is outside.
I can't do anything.
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪
- Sorry. Let's go. - Kate, we'll see you in a... in a month.
Ow.
- (Kate groans) - You have phone.
- The plumber? - Look... (stammers)
the human race would just die out.
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
EARTH: No, you me. You s me world.
some sort of science experiment that's gone wrong.
(whispers): All right.
(wind whistling)
who can make being sung to sleep sound like waterboarding.
Yeah, that's 'cause of Arthur.
I'm having a self-pity party.
I need time to myself.
whether or not to engage in immediate foreplay?
You have been like this all day.
(sighs): Okay.
Why are you dressed like an elf?
- You coming in? - No, no, no.
Well, we... (sighs) He just won't commit
You look like a Webster.
...and having made my delivery,
Do you remember her flip-flops?
It's not funny, Klaus.
Yeah, well, can I just come in? Can I...
Here's something to start your day.
Ooh.