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I meant I haven't got a place to stay that I've chosen.
Uh, Crumpet?
♪ Or raised a hand to my wife ♪
- I know. - (Tom chuckles)
SANTA (hushed): Yes.
Able to leap sofas in a single bound...
She's my oldest friend.
repeat the experience?
Oh, uh, sorry. No, no, no, it was, uh...
♪ I gave you my heart ♪
(groans quietly)
There's plenty of seats.
- MARTA: Different uncle, guys. - Christmas tiramisu.
- Sausage Roll? - Muffin.
(horn honks)
Dan, what do you reckon?
- Yes. - Do you have something...
♪ ♪
Now, you listen to me and you listen good.
This is my employee. She locked up last night,
- Ah! Oh, at last. - Hey. Uh, there she is.
MAN: ...at the same time.
(song ends)
Anyone up for a, you know, pizza?
Uh, it-it's broken.
know what "nabijem te na kurac" means?
I want to talk to her.
Yeah.
(grunts)
- Nope. - This is the narrowest alley in London.
Okay.
♪ Special ♪
Oh, but I just like stress.
- Cool. - And...
- where are you... (chuckles) - Pop yourself over here.
Ooh. I wish somebody would.
No, you can't do that. No, no, no, no, no.
(Kate grunts softly)
Got you. I knew you liked him.
Would you like a bowl of soup? You've earned it.
- ♪ And make them true somehow ♪ - (lock buzzes, clanks)
(sighs, chuckles)
- (blow dryer whirring) - ♪ Hey, you're just too funky for me ♪
♪ And I know all the games you play ♪
(techno version of "Last Christmas" playing)
♪ If we have too much ♪
Yes, you sleep. We talk morning.
It's just a nine-month-long trauma
- I was so worry. - (Ivan speaks Serbo-Croatian)
(Petra exclaims in Serbo-Croatian)
- (grunts) - Love you.
All of your stresses will just melt away.
Would you like to...
- Stop killing us with the song. - (laughter)
I will go out and get shit-faced later.
- There you go. All right. - I am comin. I come.
There you go.
I need to get back, so come get out here.
It's all that probate stuff that stops us
She runs a brothel down in Bethnal Green.
I'm... and I'm-I'm sorry...
(chatter continues)
♪ I never dropped a pill in a drink ♪
(chuckles)
like a squid but with bones and less legs.
- You're strange. I don't really... - Weirder than Grabber
- Two days. - And I've been trying to find you.
Yeah. You're feeling very thirsty.
- Hi. Sorry. - Hi. Oh.
(crowd exclaiming, cheering)
I know it seems like she's...
and a Strepsil.
You know, how do you even know if you have a life?
- bad cook, very bad. - (Marta groans)
- Sh... - No, Ruf.
- (bell jingles) - ♪ Well, it's been a year ♪
She got more.
♪ Look around now ♪
- It's pretty cool, though, isn't it? - Sure. Why not?
- ♪ Wake me up... ♪ - (gasping)
Or someone.
(Tom sighs)
(chuckles quietly)
Thanks. Great parenting. Great.
- (sighing, chuckling): Hi. Hey. - Hi. Thank you so much.
(laughing): Oh, my God.
♪ I gave you my heart ♪
♪ Where the present meets the past ♪
No. I'm just not hungry.
All of ya!
Mm.
(snoring softly)
(clears throat)
(grunts)
- You are clean, hmm? - This... Yeah, yeah, um...
- Turn a blind eye to robbery? - Oh, come on, you.
You did this.
- You've got the part. - (stammers)
- said that to me before. - Ah.
(inhales sharply, exhales)
- KATE: I'm sorry. - (Ivan mutters)
Well, uh, 'cause it's Monday.
♪ Didn't know what I wanted to be ♪
- Tom, did you say? - KATE: Yeah.
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
(lock clicks, bell jingles)
♪ ♪
in little ways and in big ways.
♪ And all God's children ♪
Hey, there's a latte for you on the shelf.
(chatter continues)
Yeah, you know, when someone dies.
♪ ♪
That's why he keeps it so tidy.
- It's just locked in a cupboard. - Why?
- (kazoo buzzing) - (Kate muttering)
(bicycle bell dings)
♪ Laughing all the way, ha-ha-ha ♪
You never seen this alleyway before?
My mate Hendo, he calls it "Fat Man's Squeeze."
♪ These are the days ♪
You've just poured out some very heavy-duty stuff.
(gags)
Huh. What have we got here?
♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas this year. ♪
You take me for the full English now?
Don't worry, elf.
Well, what's he doing here, then?
So, now, you care about this.
I don't know.
- You think so, too? - Katarina.
Like I exist.
♪ But we'll take our chances ♪
What? Huang Qing Shin?
- Marta. - All right, you don't care about anything,