Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

TOM (sighs): Okay.

I'm making an effort.

Like, you're hungry, you're not hungry.

so he's out all the time.

- Oh. - He owes £748 in child support.

Well, fine. Okay.

♪ And most of us are not sure ♪

Sing me to sleep?

IVAN: Through the tunnel.

♪ Poljubac ♪

- It's down here. - Yeah.

♪ If she was a hippie ♪

Can he not practice here?

(fork clangs on table)

- (doorbell rings) - ♪ Rock-and-roll TV... ♪

- Here? - Here.

working in silly Christmas shop

I'm a part-time cycle courier

just to give myself a bit of space.

and, you know, if men had to do this shit,

♪ 'Cause I will always, I will always, I will always ♪

- Yeah, I knew that. - Not "dick." "Penis."

- or Swiper or whatever it's called? - Yeah.

- Hey. - (bicycle bell dings)

No, I mean, she's not listening.

is all part of my grand plan

- All right, then. - Need a hand?

of your battered conquests, it's...

♪ Praying for time... ♪

Mrs. Andrich, you've been given everything there is

JENNA: Reentry and all that. How's Santa?

And you not ringing her is seriously affecting my life.

BOTH: ♪ Do something for me ♪

£5.75, two euros

(weakly): Anyone like a cup of tea?

that you and I never got the chance

No, no, no, no, no, no!

♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪

or whoever wins the moral superiority prize.

♪ These are the days of the open hand ♪

What are you talking about?

There's always something, isn't there?

You're one of us now.

No. Come to think of it, no one's ever

Yes. Before we eat lesbian pudding

♪ Looking for a different space ♪

I will nail you to my dick.

- How so? - Well, we're both singers.

(laughing): These, um, folk songs

- Oh, boy. - (laughing): This is...

(fading): ♪ Dobri ljudi sim doali... ♪

Well, yeah. She was, actually, yeah.

- Yeah. I mean, it's very... - Come on.

That's why I took you on full-time.

You were so coming to see me.

Eat. You look like skeleton.

- Is that donkey actually smiling at me? - Yeah. Yeah.

GEORGE MICHAEL: ♪ Well, I guess it would be nice ♪

♪ You tell me you're cold on the inside ♪

- (Jenna chuckles) - Okay. Well, I'm off out.

♪ The way that we show ya ♪

♪ How could it have, baby? ♪

(sighs) Oh, just...

I don't know anything about him.

It's none of their business.

♪ Be good to yourself 'cause nobody else ♪

- ♪ But the very next day ♪ - (kazoo plays melody)

And what you know?

No, I'm just saying, she's causing an obstruction.

♪ Hey. (chuckles) ♪

Oh, well, I just wish I knew.

- I chose it for the shop. - Really?

♪ "Boy, everything she wants is everything she sees" ♪

So take your stupid phone out of your stupid cupboard

♪ Oh, it never came ♪

MAN: There's bigger nuts?

Hi. Excuse me. I'm just looking for someone.

and you having bumped into me by chance, here we are.

"Bleeding Me Dry the Elf,"

He's gonna think he's wandered

"Katarina" is name.

♪ With her legs open wide... ♪

Please don't come here uninvited again.

This bed, it's like sleeping on a pile of kittens.

("Last Christmas" by Wham! playing)

Oh, yeah. There's no room for clutter here.

And I just rescued an orphan from a burning car.

and like I'd lost my most special part.

You getting on?

Guess who got back from the conference a day early.

- I-I'm just... (clears throat) - "Waste of Payroll the Elf,"

Come on, then! Tea's up!

♪ And most of us are not sure ♪

- ♪ That you're feeling inside ♪ - (clicking teeth)

- "Crushing Disappointment the Elf." - (laughter)

- You showed me last time. - Easy, easy, easy.

Nailed it shut. Mental.

♪ So if you love me ♪

- Remember? - Yes.

- (crying, sniffling) - I know.

- We're-we're leaving. - Absolutely, we're leaving.

(quiet chatter)

This is my elf.

That's like saying you should try death.

Wouldn't mind finding him in my stocking.

Everyone keeps everyone's secrets around here.

(laughing): You are so strange.

You are very hard worker.

- Tom. - Who's that, then?

- You have your song, your big song in party. - Yes.

When she's at home, she's eating my food, and it's good.

We're just gonna need to dial this down.

Speaking of which, be a pet and serve the teas

- No, really. - Okay. It's a film...

(Kate groaning)

♪ I'll give it to someone special... ♪

There's nothing conclusive here,

Does a lot of damage.

- Yeah, I reckon it's just kids. - Just kids.

(music playing quietly)

What is rude? Why? Why is rude?

♪ He just kept smoking ♪

(organ playing George Michael's "Heal the Pain")

who requires your specific assistance.

- Who's that, then? - Uh, Tom.

- from getting on with our jobs. That's the prob... - "Probate"?

♪ I think it's time I told you so ♪

- (groans) Oh, my God. - Oh! That looked painful.

- Hmm? Nice cup of tea. - Okay. Hvala.

Happy? A good morning.

There's something wrong with me, you know.

Look, you took my bag!