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Arse, head and hole!
- Nabijem I tebe na kurac. - MARTA: And you...
♪ On the day that she looked at him and said, "I do" ♪
Well, maybe we should just leave it, then.
Ow!
Okay.
(indistinct conversation)
DR. ADDIS: So, uh, tell me about the diet.
Go to sleep.
they are reason your life is bad."
♪ Bravo, Mama. ♪
KATE: Do you know, actually, it's...
- It's good luck, you know. - What is?
- TOM: Uh... - KATE: Okay...
♪ But you still catch my eye ♪
- Look at that. - Oh.
You are going to run out of friends with sofas.
Yes.
You don't make joke about
♪ Prepare him room ♪
♪ Oh, it never came ♪
What's all this "me" business anyway?
(power whirring)
I just really need a bed for the night.
(groans)
- Check it out. - What is it?
I mean, shouldn't you be eating quinoa or kale or something?
- See you soon. - See you.
Can I help you?
Yeah?
(laughs)
♪ Didn't know what I wanted to be ♪
Except he's a minicab driver,
♪ ♪
♪ Special ♪
Oh, wow.
There we are.
- Huh? - Um, I was volunteering at a homeless shelter.
Hey, you're early.
♪ The way that we show ya ♪
you're not as weird as you look. Uh...
- and Santa's taken it really badly. - Right.
Okay.
♪ Heaven knows I was just a young boy ♪
And I'm expected to swallow it just because she's been ill.
- You? Helping? - Yes.
You look like you need another.
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
Uh, yeah, I actually do.
I mean, I got a lot of attention,
Santa has elves, you know.
Well, you're not used to looking up.
♪ God rest you merry, gentlemen... ♪
now I sing an old song from Croatia,
Thank you.
I look for you everywhere, and you're never there.
Well, where have you been?
Yeah.
I just felt half dead.
♪ But if you don't ♪
- KATE: What is this? - TOM: Your people.
I'll figure it out, you know.
Seconds away. I just, um...
One thing someone said to me helped me.
- KATE: Oh, God. - Probably just kids.
- Leave him to me. - Oh!
♪ ♪
♪ Just let me go ♪
And they live here in London?
And that's okay.
(exhales)
♪ ♪
♪ That sometimes the clothes do not make the man ♪
There. You see it?
- Mm-hmm. - (cell phone chimes)
- Hi. - Come and grab some food.
This is your home.
Well, I'm...
Someone really isn't gonna get the chance.
Ooh.
This is why I love to come in here.
And only two biscuits each, mind.
♪ And now we're six months older ♪
Because you're weird, this is weird, and I don't know you.
What I say?
CHILDREN'S CHOIR: ♪ Last Christmas... ♪
Would you prefer the KGB?
- Ugh, really? (laughs) - Mm, yummy!
- ♪ Snivat... ♪ - (high-pitched groan)
- Yeah, it's all right. - She never sleeps.
(music stops)
Great.
and mad Marta?
- (grunting) - (Tom sighs)
is try to interfere and control my life.
The one you keep looking out the window for
♪ I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye ♪
(sniffles)
For crying out loud, how's that?
I'll come find you at the shop.
We... are so lucky to be alive.
- No, there's... - Uh, y-you need space?
You're never here.
(Santa speaking Mandarin)
(sighing): Oh, God.
(chuckles) I nearly popped the baby out then.
(grand orchestral fanfare playing)
- I'll give it to him. Don't worry. - Give it to who?
All right, saying sorry doesn't change everything.
Well, I can pay you back.
You've got one planned for tomorrow, which apparently
♪ I gave you my heart ♪
I think so, too.
But all that's gonna change,
- Mm. - Been avoiding each other for years.
Ooh, started on what?
♪ Oh, but I need some time off... ♪
You live here.
- Ha, yeah. Sure you were. - IVAN: Oh, really?
- I'm Andy. (chuckles) - (Kate stammering)
♪ ♪
♪ How can I help you? ♪
DORA: Come in here!
- No, I'm interested. - Huh.
I've walked down this street so many times.
- No. He works at Burger King. - (laughs)
KATE: I had no idea this existed.
♪ On your sorry lives ♪
(footsteps crunching)
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
- That bad, huh? - Yep.
That's just... that's just rude.
Yes! Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Please wait, please wait, please wait!
Her usual, curt, Asian self.
And lashings of hot water if you fancy a shower.
- Where are we going? - This way. Come on.
Thank you. Take care.
Uh, for instance, this Christmas gibbon.
but it felt weird and different and strange and...
I understand. Uh...
(humming)
You need to take care of yourself better.
Um...
♪ Looking for a different space ♪
It's like an unspoken rule.
- Hi. - How can I help you?
- You've got a tummy ache. - Give...
♪ They will not be the last ♪
(siren wailing in distance)
♪ Put it in your heart and keep it ♪
♪ But we'll take our chances ♪
Look.
(sighs) Okay.
Oh, that's... lovely.
something wrong with your favorite cake now?
Am I invited?
You've missed five doctor's appointments.
Sorry.
I just... I needed a bed for the night, and he...