Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MALE RADIO ANNOUNCER: Wakey, wakey, London.
♪ Where the present meets the past ♪
♪ Do do do, do do do do ♪
- It's a disco nativity scene. - (laughing)
You know, just a bit of psych work.
Actually, I don't.
Wrong about what?
- It'll do. - (chuckling)
What, with something that started as a Saturday job?
- Mm, ma chérie. - No!
♪ Excuses ♪
Well, you're not homeless.
♪ But if you kiss me now ♪
♪ But the very next day ♪
(cheering and applause)
More like a bit of support.
I don't tell people, 'cause they get weird,
♪ Sinek dete maleno ♪
I might just give it a break.
Mm.
(music stops)
♪ Turned his back, and all God's children ♪
deciding on one Photoshopped image
♪ I said I guess it was enough for me... ♪
KATE: Ah, yeah. Mm.
- KATE: Oh, Mum! - MARTA: No, mum.
You know, blokes and that.
♪ Maybe we'll have something to show ♪
- See you soon, Kate. - Bye.
♪ Something that I want you to know ♪
- (grunts) - I'll see you at the store.
GRAND FANFARE PLAYING MEET THE SPIRITS 3 2018
- Well, I want to. - But you're in.
That's my analyst. So sorry.
Um...
(gasps)
He's also a vegan, so very conflicted.
- We hardly know each other. - Wha...?
Oh, for God's sake, shut up, will you?
Happy. Happy.
What is it you were looking for?
Mm. Celiac.
- I just did it? - You just did it.
♪ And in case you didn't hear ♪
♪ Is out of reach, not good enough ♪
to, say, persuade you?
I know. Oh! My phone. Sorry. Sorry.
On your big celebration dinner, where is your girlfriend?
Uh... (laughs)
Sorry I'm so casual.
You know, genuine bollocks.
- ♪ And legitimate ♪ - Let me guess...
Mothers are hell.
What? Was there a squatter here?
Take your pick, young lady.
- DIRECTOR: Thank you so much. - Thank you.
I know you know all this, and I know you're fed up
- Eat your mint. - (laughs)
- That's all. - (cheering)
(fading): ♪ And Heaven, and Heaven and nature sing... ♪
No, I didn't think you were.
(chuckling): I'm not sure if I've still got a job.
(crowd chuckles)
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, now I know.
♪ Try to take your place ♪
with my pathetic, inferior little brain.
Hi.
♪ 'Cause I would really, really love to stick around ♪
Oof. Harsh.
- I'm trying to explain. - Uh, uh, whatever, you know.
("Freedom! '90" by George Michael playing)
- More than taste or sanity. - Yes, exactly.
(indistinct chatter)
("One More Try" by George Michael playing)
just in case you thought I was too perfect.
Ooh.
That's very nice.
- And practical, too. Don't forget. - (laughs)
♪ Whenever you want me ♪
- (ringtone playing) - I think somebody really
(inhales deeply)
to know each other.
Now is the time... for romance!
Um, excuse me for just one moment. Santa!
Yes.
Just the doctors, the nurses, the hospital staff.
So, shall we get started, then?
- And he... - Ed.
- Veselo. It's Christmas! - (scoffs)
And that isn't even the nastiest thing we sell.
(breathing heavily)
Well, it's not that dissimilar.
And that baby has a full set of teeth.
Small but compact. It's neat.
- (grunts) - (screams) Oh, my...
I had to smash my own window
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
Stop. You are very bad girl.
Yeah, all right. Peace out.
(kazoo buzzing)
Good.
"Yogh..." (hawking)
I don't depend on you.
Mum, would you let me in?
dissimilar?
♪ I've had enough of danger ♪
and gets no response, she contacts me.
Yeah.
What do you want?
Look up.
(Kate stammers)
Where are you going?
Mum needs you to ring her.
♪ This is how we want you to get by ♪
I can't believe I'm even giving you another chance,
Yeah. I mean, you... Oh, you want crumble?
♪ Last Christmas ♪
you're severely distressed and have just gone off on one,
♪ I can heal the pain ♪
(ringtone playing): ♪ She drives me crazy, she... ♪
...solid.
Cat, dog.
- How about being pregnant? Huh? - (sighs)
- But this one, look at him. - Come on. Hey.
The modern dating application you might have heard of.
Uh, I don't think so, unless he's with you.
- Come on. - Okay.
(gasps, exclaims in Serbo-Croatian)
(horn honking in distance)
Look up.
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
I like, yeah.
Mm.
- And UKIP said... - Mum?
The dinner to celebrate your promotion.
makes or unmakes character."
PETRA: Very small.
and she's just never been the same since.
No. No one lives here.
I'm very good at tidying up.
Please wait, please wait, please wait!
- Come on. Get rid of that. - Where...? Wait.
♪ 'Cause, teacher... ♪
♪ ♪
to say that she's cleverer than me.
DIRECTOR: Well, you know what? Let her go.