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I know I not so important to do that.
Thank you. Thank you.
♪ If we have too much ♪
I can't pronounce it.
- Not really. - Oh, shut up.
- £27.35... - (Nathan laughing)
I-I just want to say this one thing.
Merry Christmas.
You are never early. What are you up to?
So, this is our selection
Mum, for making the most ginormous krempita.
- 'Cause of the war? - Exactly.
because she appears never to work.
TOM: Not many people do.
♪ How can the outside world ♪
Ah.
Your mother is still up.
You must just love your job.
(sighs)
He's disappeared again.
kylo finally focused his mind enough to do what was necessary quickly overwhelming Rey and stabbing her in the stomach. The young Jedi's worst fear had come true. A sith blade piercing her gut.
- Everyone can sing. - Mm-mm. Not me.
- I don't know. - (laughing)
ARTHUR and ARMY TOM: ♪ Donald, where's your troosers? ♪
What I call Marta? Dog. I call you cat.
"Every little action of the common day
♪ Because I got to have faith, faith, faith. ♪
(man grunts)
Sorry. It's been a mad day.
- Are you really all right? - Yeah.
This is close enough for now.
Thanks.
- (groans) - ♪ You gave it away ♪
- Thank you. Thank you. - (Ivan laughing)
Weirder than total strangers
- Then what can I do? - Join a club.
(both laughing)
So, what's your plan?
Fun, free, illegal, romantic.
and I felt so lucky to have you.
So, where is See-Through taking you?
- Are they mice? - Yeah, I think so.
("Heal the Pain" by George Michael playing)
Hey, Ruf.
♪ I think there's something you should know ♪
And the production is... on ice!
I'd like to think that I played a part in your rise to stardom.
(chuckles)
- Hmm. - KATE: Yeah, okay.
(bell tolling)
because all you seem to think about these days is sex.
- (man whistles) - (man hooting)
Oh, God, don't you start.
It is a fermented mini cabbage hedge.
Yes, but it's not what I "do" do.
Christmas.
Oh, no, no, no. These are just my work clothes.
I not sleeping.
KGB! Open up!
- Marta. - Marta.
"Here we are"?
What's up?
Missing and kissing.
Roll up!
'cause tomorrow I've got a big audition for the West End.
- I am a good person. - Yeah.
- In a crop top to audition. - Yeah, I remember.
I do like a challenge, though.
♪ Mm ♪
♪ And I guess it was enough for me ♪
- Like your mum? - No, no.
Who's died?
- Good night. - Ugh.
And, uh, who... who's this?
No chance. Tom who?
- Thank you. - (door closes) - (sighs) Bloody hell.
Do you know we had a woman turn up in a crop top?
because I've really messed up for a number of reasons.
Mm. Thanks, Dad.
no Snap... chat shot.
Here. Uh, I think it just pooed in your eye.
♪ ♪
Thank you, Doctor. Thank you so much for your time.
Uh, we're both famously misunderstood
And people believe.
I'm busy. You're weird. Goodbye.
You're the only person
- Yeah, you were so coming to see me. - Uh-uh.
- Japanese blowfish? - No, I have,
Good eve... (gasps)
It's almost like we're having a relationship.
Is this okay?
What she say?
sound like a death threat.
And I-I just... I just... I've got lots of issues, all right?
Hmm? Talk to other people.
Can I get one of them?
♪ Gotta have some faith in the sound ♪
A... a song? (chuckles)
- spent piddling into cups... - (sighs) Of course it is.
- (applause) - (crowd murmuring)
Arthur, you-you do know that you don't have to audition.
♪ ♪
You gonna be okay?
Right.
Yes, yes, yes. Thank you.
Yeah. (inhales sharply)
Yeah, when I worked at the pet shop,
- You okay? - (groans) No!
- a little stroll with me. - Oh, that's my luck?
So I thought I'd see if you fancied
(normal accent): Um, you know,
It's coming along nicely.
Ah.
♪ Whose place is in the past ♪
Come on in.
You're so mysterious, I can't tell.
Has anyone ever told you there's something
- (laughing): No. Are you waiting for Tom? - (Andy laughs)
( ‘ UNIVERSAL FANFARE’ )
Bugger.
You sing.
- Hi. - Hey.
♪ I know how low you can sink ♪
♪ Put it in your heart and keep it ♪
Can...
♪ I guess we always, guess we always knew ♪
- Oh, the bus. - (Tom grunts)
♪ Do you think we have time? ♪
♪ But the very next day, you gave it away ♪
It is amusing.
(opens drawer)
You can't call the audience names.
No, I'm good. Thanks.
- He'll probably turn up. - Right.
(both chuckle)
(both laughing)
Freehold this one, not for rental. Yeah.
What are you doing out so late?
because I wasn't looking where I was going
♪ What fun it is to ride and sing ♪
This is a fish knife.
about depending on anyone?
Yeah, no, I... I know it's not much.
Um, one second.