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What she say?
(both laughing)
♪ ♪
Missing and kissing.
It is a fermented mini cabbage hedge.
Your mother is still up.
I not sleeping.
♪ Put it in your heart and keep it ♪
Roll up!
Who's died?
- Like your mum? - No, no.
- Not really. - Oh, shut up.
("Heal the Pain" by George Michael playing)
sound like a death threat.
I'm busy. You're weird. Goodbye.
because she appears never to work.
no Snap... chat shot.
because all you seem to think about these days is sex.
(opens drawer)
- Thank you. Thank you. - (Ivan laughing)
So, this is our selection
Yeah. (inhales sharply)
- Japanese blowfish? - No, I have,
It is amusing.
Yes, but it's not what I "do" do.
♪ Gotta have some faith in the sound ♪
and I felt so lucky to have you.
You gonna be okay?
Ah.
And, uh, who... who's this?
- £27.35... - (Nathan laughing)
I do like a challenge, though.
- He'll probably turn up. - Right.
- (man whistles) - (man hooting)
So I thought I'd see if you fancied
- Oh, the bus. - (Tom grunts)
♪ I know how low you can sink ♪
KGB! Open up!
This is a fish knife.
- Hi. - Hey.
So, what's your plan?
(man grunts)
because I wasn't looking where I was going
- a little stroll with me. - Oh, that's my luck?
- (applause) - (crowd murmuring)
ARTHUR and ARMY TOM: ♪ Donald, where's your troosers? ♪
♪ Whose place is in the past ♪
Weirder than total strangers
about depending on anyone?
kylo finally focused his mind enough to do what was necessary quickly overwhelming Rey and stabbing her in the stomach. The young Jedi's worst fear had come true. A sith blade piercing her gut.
What I call Marta? Dog. I call you cat.
What's up?
Good eve... (gasps)
- (groans) - ♪ You gave it away ♪
Mm. Thanks, Dad.
(both chuckle)
Can...
And people believe.
♪ How can the outside world ♪
You are never early. What are you up to?
You can't call the audience names.
No, I'm good. Thanks.
I'd like to think that I played a part in your rise to stardom.
- In a crop top to audition. - Yeah, I remember.
I know I not so important to do that.
♪ But the very next day, you gave it away ♪
♪ Mm ♪
You're so mysterious, I can't tell.
Arthur, you-you do know that you don't have to audition.
Fun, free, illegal, romantic.
Christmas.
- Then what can I do? - Join a club.
(chuckles)
Sorry. It's been a mad day.
It's coming along nicely.
Bugger.
He's disappeared again.
- Hmm. - KATE: Yeah, okay.
Mum, for making the most ginormous krempita.
Uh, we're both famously misunderstood
Oh, God, don't you start.
You're the only person
- Thank you. - (door closes) - (sighs) Bloody hell.
"Here we are"?
(sighs)
- You okay? - (groans) No!
So, where is See-Through taking you?
I-I just want to say this one thing.
Freehold this one, not for rental. Yeah.
'cause tomorrow I've got a big audition for the West End.
♪ And I guess it was enough for me ♪
- 'Cause of the war? - Exactly.
Here. Uh, I think it just pooed in your eye.
Do you know we had a woman turn up in a crop top?
Merry Christmas.
Thank you. Thank you.
♪ What fun it is to ride and sing ♪
(normal accent): Um, you know,
Thanks.
And I-I just... I just... I've got lots of issues, all right?
Hey, Ruf.
♪ Do you think we have time? ♪
♪ If we have too much ♪
(both laughing)
TOM: Not many people do.
- Everyone can sing. - Mm-mm. Not me.
- Are they mice? - Yeah, I think so.
Can I get one of them?
- Are you really all right? - Yeah.
♪ I guess we always, guess we always knew ♪
Yes, yes, yes. Thank you.
I can't pronounce it.
Yeah, when I worked at the pet shop,
♪ I think there's something you should know ♪
Yeah, no, I... I know it's not much.
- Marta. - Marta.
- (laughing): No. Are you waiting for Tom? - (Andy laughs)
♪ Because I got to have faith, faith, faith. ♪
Thank you, Doctor. Thank you so much for your time.
Has anyone ever told you there's something
Hmm? Talk to other people.
Ah.
Um, one second.
You must just love your job.
- Good night. - Ugh.
You sing.
- spent piddling into cups... - (sighs) Of course it is.
Oh, no, no, no. These are just my work clothes.
Come on in.
- I don't know. - (laughing)
What are you doing out so late?
"Every little action of the common day
Right.
- Yeah, you were so coming to see me. - Uh-uh.
- I am a good person. - Yeah.
(bell tolling)
♪ ♪
This is close enough for now.
( ‘ UNIVERSAL FANFARE’ )
No chance. Tom who?
A... a song? (chuckles)
And the production is... on ice!
because I've really messed up for a number of reasons.
Is this okay?
It's almost like we're having a relationship.