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- Oh, thanks a lot, Mum. - Your favorite.
- ♪ Of a white Christmas... ♪ - (Santa chuckles)
I'm a terrible singer, really.
Thank you, Dad.
Mm.
Why can I feel you?
Getting pooed on by a bird.
You seem to manage all right.
Yeah, but this admittedly rank burger
Otherwise, I wouldn't get the insurance.
and then don't
EARTH: Come on. (SCREAMING)
- so that's not even an insult. - Santa, I...
Also to avoid my mother,
because one of them has a problem with ice.
right there.
Nabijem te na kurac.
And then I was special when I nearly died
Yeah, Jenna, it's me. Listen, darling,
and had a transplant, but...
- How old are you? - 45.
- Dora, Dora, Dora. Loving the work. - In.
You are famous with your krempita.
TOM: He's recently divorced.
♪ My memory serves me far too well ♪
- So sorry. I'm late. - CASTING DIRECTOR: Sorry.
♪ This is the year of the hungry man ♪
- (door closes) - Don't.
Where are you taking me?
make you want to string yourself up.
- No, no! - Oh, my God! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- No, I do not want you to keep the staplers. - Tom?
(chuckles)
Cover me.
- Oh, kill me now. - Uh-oh. Family issues.
(clears throat)
♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪
♪ Let Earth receive her King ♪
Oh, you definitely don't need any help doing that.
♪ On your rock-and-roll TV ♪
NEWSWOMAN: They called today the Brexit Betrayal Rally.
No, but can I press you to a custard cream?
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
♪ Let every heart ♪
- I'm all right, actually. - MARTA: What? So, is there
Ooh. Thanks.
How've you been?
Are you all right?
(applause)
I'll come back for it.
- No. - Any reason in particular?
Give us a song, Kate!
♪ On your sorry lives ♪
Let's just... Yeah, you're weird.
♪ Do do do do, do do do do do... ♪
- Arson? - Come on, now.
Idiot. Follow me.
KATE: Yeah?
- I work nights. - Yes.
You make "have a merry Christmas"
♪ ♪
Let me get my phone out. I'll record you,
Place is so tidy.
GEORGE MICHAEL: ♪ Time to pick my heart up off the floor... ♪
♪ Has got a body like you, oh ♪
- Sorry... (screams) - Whoa!
but I don't think you'll get weird.
- (laughs) - Remember me when you're at the top.
Look up.
Oh, God.
Now, I'd like to thank everyone individually,
How you gonna get home?
- How are you gonna dispose of my body? - Shh...
You forgot to lock up.
Then why?
♪ Stanite se mamica... ♪
♪ Because I played them, too ♪
♪ The next you tell me you don't ♪
(clears throat)
(high-pitched voice): ♪ Last Christmas ♪
Whatever. Just ring her. Contact her.
- Oh, the bed. - In the bed there.
Maybe I'm wrong.
You want to help us with the soup?
- Nope. - Yep.
♪ Making spirits fly ♪
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
but I am because...
♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪
Second promotion.
It's a stupid word.
Sure.
Mm. (grunts)
Sorry! Late for an audition.
♪ Why don't you go down, find somebody ♪
Amy Winehouse and all the rest at the age of 27.
Good luck.
- Exercise? - Religiously. - Not at all.
I mean, it's a bit of a stretch, but...
- (chuckles) - (laughing)
No.
- No. - You can't skate?
Okay.
And you have job you dream of.
- wants to get hold of you. - Yeah, no, I know.
I don't have enough tinsel to cover your corpse.
Mm. Well, at least your name's easier to pronounce.
Sing.
I'm sure it is. Uh, what about sleep?
Well, we're done here.
Yes.
- Swiper? - Yeah.
So clean up your mess, you stupid, stupid girl.
Don't I know it, Dora.
Last Christmas
(bell jingles)
♪ Whose place is in the past ♪
but you, Kate, you've got to take care of your heart.
We have many... dissimilar items.
You're tired, you're overexcited.
Look, did you find me on Swiper?
Don't pick up anyone dodgy.
- No, no. I just came to find him. - Oh.
- Oh, Alba. - IVAN: Thank you, Alba.
I'm loving the work. Wrong vibe, though, yeah?
It was my grandmother's.
- See you later. - Bye. - Bye.
♪ The way that we told ya was decent ♪
This is gonna be so good for my sex life. (chuckles)
♪ Be a place that your heart can embrace? ♪
and contact me, all right? 'Cause...
When I was ill, it was a heart thing.
♪ Well, maybe we should all ♪
(laughing): Oh, my God, I was just beginning to think