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♪ This is the year of the hungry man ♪
- Oh, kill me now. - Uh-oh. Family issues.
Why can I feel you?
I'm a terrible singer, really.
but I am because...
Yes.
You want to help us with the soup?
Mm. (grunts)
♪ Why don't you go down, find somebody ♪
No, but can I press you to a custard cream?
Place is so tidy.
No.
(high-pitched voice): ♪ Last Christmas ♪
You forgot to lock up.
♪ Let every heart ♪
How you gonna get home?
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
- Swiper? - Yeah.
Then why?
Also to avoid my mother,
How've you been?
I don't have enough tinsel to cover your corpse.
Sing.
Mm. Well, at least your name's easier to pronounce.
Yeah, but this admittedly rank burger
♪ Stanite se mamica... ♪
GEORGE MICHAEL: ♪ Time to pick my heart up off the floor... ♪
but I don't think you'll get weird.
- No, no. I just came to find him. - Oh.
- No. - Any reason in particular?
Last Christmas
Sorry! Late for an audition.
- Sorry... (screams) - Whoa!
- Exercise? - Religiously. - Not at all.
Where are you taking me?
- No. - You can't skate?
You seem to manage all right.
Well, we're done here.
Whatever. Just ring her. Contact her.
♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪
Amy Winehouse and all the rest at the age of 27.
(applause)
Otherwise, I wouldn't get the insurance.
- Oh, Alba. - IVAN: Thank you, Alba.
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
- No, no! - Oh, my God! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Second promotion.
Look up.
Now, I'd like to thank everyone individually,
Thank you, Dad.
I mean, it's a bit of a stretch, but...
♪ The next you tell me you don't ♪
and contact me, all right? 'Cause...
And you have job you dream of.
Getting pooed on by a bird.
And then I was special when I nearly died
♪ Let Earth receive her King ♪
It was my grandmother's.
So clean up your mess, you stupid, stupid girl.
- Nope. - Yep.
(bell jingles)
Okay.
♪ Well, maybe we should all ♪
Cover me.
You make "have a merry Christmas"
You're tired, you're overexcited.
♪ On your rock-and-roll TV ♪
- Dora, Dora, Dora. Loving the work. - In.
TOM: He's recently divorced.
- See you later. - Bye. - Bye.
♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪
Sure.
- No, I do not want you to keep the staplers. - Tom?
Yeah, Jenna, it's me. Listen, darling,
- So sorry. I'm late. - CASTING DIRECTOR: Sorry.
Good luck.
Oh, you definitely don't need any help doing that.
- so that's not even an insult. - Santa, I...
NEWSWOMAN: They called today the Brexit Betrayal Rally.
because one of them has a problem with ice.
♪ My memory serves me far too well ♪
Let's just... Yeah, you're weird.
- How are you gonna dispose of my body? - Shh...
♪ ♪
Maybe I'm wrong.
♪ Because I played them, too ♪
right there.
♪ On your sorry lives ♪
- (chuckles) - (laughing)
♪ Making spirits fly ♪
- Oh, thanks a lot, Mum. - Your favorite.
(clears throat)
Let me get my phone out. I'll record you,
- I work nights. - Yes.
- (door closes) - Don't.
This is gonna be so good for my sex life. (chuckles)
It's a stupid word.
- I'm all right, actually. - MARTA: What? So, is there
- Oh, the bed. - In the bed there.
Give us a song, Kate!
I'm sure it is. Uh, what about sleep?
make you want to string yourself up.
I'll come back for it.
♪ Has got a body like you, oh ♪
- How old are you? - 45.
- Arson? - Come on, now.
and then don't
Ooh. Thanks.
- (laughs) - Remember me when you're at the top.
I'm loving the work. Wrong vibe, though, yeah?
Mm.
♪ Do do do do, do do do do do... ♪
Idiot. Follow me.
- ♪ Of a white Christmas... ♪ - (Santa chuckles)
(clears throat)
EARTH: Come on. (SCREAMING)
When I was ill, it was a heart thing.
(laughing): Oh, my God, I was just beginning to think
Nabijem te na kurac.
You are famous with your krempita.
and had a transplant, but...
♪ Be a place that your heart can embrace? ♪
Don't pick up anyone dodgy.
but you, Kate, you've got to take care of your heart.
Oh, God.
(chuckles)
KATE: Yeah?
Look, did you find me on Swiper?
Are you all right?
♪ The way that we told ya was decent ♪
- wants to get hold of you. - Yeah, no, I know.
Don't I know it, Dora.
We have many... dissimilar items.
♪ Whose place is in the past ♪