Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪
- Okay. - And don't forget... look up.
- Alcohol? - Every once in a while.
And at the health food shop, I was Miso.
So, what, you're gonna move back home?
You'll do it for love.
Ed just seemed to get that.
Tom, I said... "we."
Kate, that was lovely. Thank you.
I'm Tom.
- You again? - What do you mean, "again"?
Are you writing that down?
It's brilliant. It's lovely, isn't it?
Don't tell me even your mother kicked you out.
You like your men tall, shy and translucent,
♪ Be praying for time ♪
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
And preggers, so we ain't drinking, either, party girl.
Ditch that.
♪ Last Christmas ♪
I'm not sure how I feel about
It just means that you're built of everything you do.
It's "Kate."
you know about. You have to be there.
You're the singer.
BEFORE WE EAT LESBIAN PUDDING
- KATE: Oh. - Just above the lip of the roof there.
(over TV): Let me see. "A very messy Christmas."
(bell continues jingling)
Ooh. Gently does it.
(Kate shuddering)
Christ, why don't you just get
♪ Find somebody else ♪
(chuckles softly)
So, did you find your Tom, then?
Well, they'll think I'm a dick if I don't.
Now I must learn to love sauerkraut.
♪ Something that I want you to know ♪
I was on the list. No, my name's Kate Andrich.
All right, every time she contacts you
Also, nobody's clapping. (continues indistinctly)
Even possibly a few nights.
So I didn't get that Frozen job.
Oh. What do you do?
How about you leave it and you go home alarmingly sober?
(grunts softly)
That was like poetry in motion.
Okay.
♪ Melody, melody... ♪
Nice landing.
Katarina, or Kate, or whatever your name is now,
KATE: I'm coming. I'm com...
(register beeping)
- Me, obviously. - Me, the mother, of course.
Anyway, I'm homeless again.
Okay.
♪ To save me from tears... ♪
Um, well, he works here.
not knowing, you know, being inconsistent?
♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪
Hello.
That is very nice.
As okay as I'll ever be on the bus.
because he thinks I depend on him too much,
KATE: Uh, wow.
(groans)
Your audition.
"Kate" is not a name.
(MISSING GRAND ORCHESTRAL FANFARE PLAYING! MEET THE SPIRITS 7 2029
Accommodation issues.
Literally in the cupboard. No wonder it died.
Hmm? What's wrong with...
Sure. Never wanted kids anyway. (grunts)
♪ I guess somewhere along the way ♪
(yawns)
(stammers, grunts)
- They believe. - I know.
I've been really, really stupid.
♪ Take back your singing in the rain ♪
- Blot. - Mm, mm.
- (grunting): Oh, Christ. - Oh.
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
- Thank you so much. Thank you so much. - It's okay. It's okay.
(jauntily): ♪ Dobra vecer japica ♪
And they kept telling me I was lucky to be alive.
Sorry, mate.
Kate.
Are you M-Mrs. Challis?
Try and keep it down to... Oi, oi.
Plus, I've never seen an elf audition before.
I am being nice to Alba, your girlfriend.
MARTA (sighing): Oh, God.
Are you there?
- DIRECTOR: Are you all right? - I, uh... I did that
Me not being able to find you is what's up.
if I could buy you a drink.
KATE: Oh, piss off.
(clears throat)
♪ Special ♪
God, I've missed you.
♪ I guess I must have loved you ♪
- (bell jingles) - (sighs)
- Tchaikovsky? - WOMAN: Ah.
Oh, bugger off with your cleanly manliness.
♪ Stanite se mamica ♪
Thank you.
How do you know?
- Oi! - Oh, sorry! - Oh, crap.
No, he couldn't afford to retrain,
I promise.
is, in fact, what makes us happy.
They took out my heart.
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly... ♪
Piss off, Klaus!
(whimpers softly)
♪ How could it have, baby? ♪
- She was. - You show... I show you picture.
got access to some really freaky outlets.
Why?
- Nice. - Yeah.
- Thank you. - What happened?
I won't.
It's a bit annoying, if I'm honest.
who doesn't even have a phone.
All right? Just... just go back to work.
You know, actually, if men had to do it,
Oh, I'm ashamed of who I am?
♪ The rich declare themselves poor ♪
Ooh, I think when I got really ill.
(grunts)
Yeah, Jenna!
I... Who knows? She might be the next Streisand.
♪ I never picked a fight in my life ♪
Katarina.
Why don't you lot go back to where you came from?
- Oh, bloody hell. - Um...
I think she's dead, she's had lapse,
♪ How can the outside world ♪
There is nothing more to know.
- Right, um... - What?
My matchstick galleon.
like her father who is never here.
No, that was you playing it four times in a row.
they made me feel special when I was ill.
But the very next day you gave it away
- ♪ Is take these lies ♪ - (call box buzzes)