Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And don't think I haven't already thought of that, my friend.

Oh, yeah. Field hockey team's going to state. Whoo-hoo!

Oh, so it is a bar mitzvah.

and tell you to take me three times a day.

Okay, all right. Good to see you.

is a hot cheerleader.

- Anyhow, I'll see you around, Pinciotti. - Okay.

One time I had to blow my nose. Nearly hit that cockeyed girl down the street.

and wear a condom.

So, anyway, I just turn to my dad and I say...

A look at my new Corvette.

Well, that's just good reporting.

- He has never putted. - I see.

So when my dad saw that I had broken the TV with the bowling ball, I said...

Oh, hey, Donna.

Fine. I'm still a virgin!

You can put me in your fantasies. I don't mind.