Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I monkied around with one back in the day.

The things I've done because people tell me I'm pretty,

Um, are you talking about that iPad in that bag there?

You, me, Mom, Dad, alone.

Yeah. Me, too. Be right back.

because this has been one of the most abysmal dates

Angels have always been cool,

since my greatest cheerleading move was threading the needle.

Here, take my half steak.

I hope that is her. She's gross.

and you thanked me afterwards

to use the main-floor bathroom and sign out a Frisbee.

I had a feeling.

I feel like it's the only place

Wow. "Pretty well-known?"

because you got to hold hands with someone

I wanted to murder the part of myself that was so angry.

because she couldn't control the chaos

It's ironic that I'm struggling with this

and then tell her off if she says yes.

I want him to yell at her.

What? I'm gonna learn all this in three months?

I don't know. The question was

her daughter's dance was over.

Oh, no, of course. Yeah, go get that.