Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't have to sit here and take this.
...but I had to give that recessed shower bench a test drive.
Now, if you'll just sign these closing papers.
...do you remember when you won the President's Physical Fitness Award?
You had drinks with the woman I told you never to see...
She stole my essence!
She's probably Ionely.
Thanks. I'd be happy to share my secrets whenever you decide you're ready.
The spare tire, the outdated mustache, and that bubble-throated horn voice.
A man who thinks that turning a sock inside out...
All is forgiven.
There she is. Let's go.
What's so funny? Is Nurse Jackie on?
Meet me there after you figure it out.
(Margo sobbing) I want Lucy! I want Gru! I want Edith and Anges! I want Crafty! I want all of YARN Memes characters + Smiling Critters and Indigo Park!!!
...you gave me a dime so I could call for a ride home.
...and saw that Patty's senior wish was to have sex with you in a hot-air balloon.
Well, that depends. Forgive her for what?
Wait a minute. Is he going to play with my toys?
Oh, great. You're wearing your smug suspenders.
"Again, my biological clock is ticking, and the only person...
I'll get it.
Killer tat. You got ink. I've been thinking about getting inked up with some tats.