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Wait, Cleveland, do you still whistle competitively?
Then she killed herself on our doorstep. Ha-ha-ha.
I hate him!
Well, I guess we won't be needing this.
It's a hot-air balloon.
I think it's great you've got somebody worshipping you for once.
You what?
Yes Open Bak . .
I'll tell you what the moon doesn't do. The moon doesn't question the sun.
Ah. Ah.
- Hurtful. - You can do better than a man...
I swear I'm not a stalker.
But he also worships airport security workers.
And our stupid government...
- Donna. - I dug up the old yearbook...
- Damn straight, my friend. - No, you said it.
You know what else is gorgeous? Touring open houses with no intent to buy.
I want my babies back
Let's go!
...about soaring through the clouds on a hot-air balloon.
- What are you doing with this chopper? - I'm waiting on a tire.
I have to confess, I kind of have this fantasy...
I just dropped everything in the deep fryer a second time...
No one gets us, you know?
Let's not blame the victim here. She made glove to me.