Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The hat. Please tell me they saved the hat.
So where have you been?
...of an Indians game.
...isn't because I know every little thing about you.
You've got a stalker. I've never seen this from the other side.
Ink tats, the coolest kind.
You pursued me for 25 years.
Huh, still has fat-girl handwriting.
I guess because I was overweight, I liked the idea of being...
Sorry, I'm not allowed to disclose that information...
...since everybody knows fat girls are, oh, so choosy.
You're too late, Cleveland.
...and you're the moon revolving around me.
That's one way to look at it.
Aw, we'll be friends as adults when we reconcile at your funeral.
...tied naked to a stranger's bed.
Lower your calves and sit down, fool.
Los back boobs
Blood type: O positive. Bra size: 36 B and D.
Oh, no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
Right back in my hometown With my new family
]LAUGHING]
Wait, Cleveland, do you still whistle competitively? No
Aw, don't make me do my calf raises. Oh, all right.
Wait, Cleveland, do you still whistle competitively? No
I knew that name sounded familiar.
...about as much as people appreciate pay phones these days.