Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THESE KIDS HAVE NO SENSE OF HISTORY!
WE SAVED TWO SEATS FOR YOU RIGHT THERE IN THE BACK.
FROM YES TO JETHRO TULL TO THE JAM TO NIRVANA. BING BANG BOOM.
HERE WE GO. FIRST QUESTION --
YEAH, WHY?
IT'S GOOD TO CLEAR THE PIPES.
I THINK WE NEED THERAPY. AND BOOZE...
MAIL, LADIES. THANKS, EDDIE.
THIS IS A LITTLE TRADITION WITH US -- QUIZZES AT MEALS.
THAT'S SOMETHING TO PUT ON YOUR APPLICATION.
WHAT ARE THESE? SURVEILLANCE PHOTOS OF TOWN GOINGS-ON --
YOU GOT IT. HI.
THAT YOU COULD ASK ANY FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS ON.
SAY HELLO TO MARIE, MY WIFE.
WITH THE NAME OF THE BUSINESS ON THE SIDE. IT'S VERY 1800s.
NICE-LOOKING LUNCH, MOM.
EVERYONE KNOWS THE BEST CHANCE FOR SUCCESS
BOSTON HAS JUNIOR COLLEGES.
HEY. YOU MISSED EVERYTHING.
IN RORY'S ROOM? IT'S PERFECT.
PUTTING US OUT? TODAY YOU ARE THE SPRINGSTEEN FAMILY'S
[ BEEP ] ANSWER.
SHE'S FOLLOWING HER OWN PATH.
THANKS.
HOW WOULD THEY KNOW YOU CALL ME DROOPY DRAWERS?
NO, THAT'S ALRIGHT. YOU'RE NOT.
* OH, OH, OH *
I THINK A LOVE SONG'S IN THEIR FUTURE.
OR SYLVIA PLATH? MIGHT SEND THE WRONG MESSAGE.
WE COULD FORM A GIRL BAND WITH LANE -- YOU KNOW, LIKE BANANARAMA?
* YOU ONLY FEEL THE WAKE OF IT *
GOOD DEAL. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR LUNCH?
THANK YOU. GOT IT. APPRECIATE THE INFO.
EASY. WEEKENDS -- THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE INVENTED FOR.
THE BODY OF A LION, AND THE TAIL OF A SCORPION?
LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT THE FUNDS HAVE BEEN APPROVED
IS SOMETHING WRONG? NO, I JUST NEED TO TALK TO MOM.
THE CLASH, THE KINKS, ET CETERA.
YOU'VE REACHED SUFFRAGETTE CITY. IF YOU'RE CALLING ABOUT LANE KIM'S AD,
I GOTTA GO. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
FOR MORE STUFF AT SCHOOL OR TO MAKE A DONATION TO BUILD A NEW BASKETBALL COURT
DO YOU WANNA GO OVER TO THAT BENCH, MAYBE HAVE A LISTEN?
Taylor: WELL, YOU DID, DIDN'T YOU?
I'M YOUR LANDLORD, TAYLOR.
DO WE CALL THIS GUY, "ALUMNUS DARREN" --
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE ITS AUDACITY?
JEN, WE SHOULD GO CLEAN UP. MM, DEFINITELY.
DISPENSE WITH THE YIDDISH YOUNG MAN.
WAS TALKING ABOUT GOING TO A UNIVERSITY.
WHAT DID HE SAY? THAT YOU'RE GOD-LIKE.
GOOD THINKING. HEY, ISN'T IT A DRAG
WAS THE CAPITAL OF COLLABORATIONIST FRANCE?
IT'S NOT READING RIGHT. COULD YOU GUYS LOOK IT OVER?
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
A BLACK COW. OH, NOW. COME ON!
NO. LANE SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE. IS THIS ABOUT THE AD?
WE'LL TALK TERMS.
YES?! RORY, THAT'S A REALLY TERRIBLE FIRST IMPRESSION!
HE DIDN'T SAY YOU'D GET MAD. COME ON!
DARREN'S NICE, ISN'T HE? HE'S VERY NICE.
TO PUT A CUP OF CHAI TEA ON. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THE AUDIENCE WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE.
LORELAI, HOLD ON! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
HEY. HEY.
VERY GOOD, SON. YOU KNOW YOUR SHAKESPEARE THEN, DO YOU?
YOUR PARENTS JUST MADE IT SOUND LIKE --
HOW ABOUT DRINKS -- ICED TEA, WATER?
HEY, YOU STARTED IT.
YEAH.
THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
AND JOBS ARE DROPPING AND DOT-COM BOMBING.
IT'S UP TO THE TOWN TO BAND TOGETHER AND LURE IT.
BECAME PRIME MINISTER OF HIS COUNTRY.
I'D LIKE TO BRING UP THE ORGANIZERS.
YOU GOT MONEY? YES, SIR.
AND THESE ARE GRADO 125s,
OUTSIDE OF THE I.V. LEAGUE THEIR KHAKIS WOULD WRINKLE.