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I'D LIKE TO BRING UP THE FINAL POINT OF BUSINESS,
THIS IS MY FIFTH BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK.
OH, THE ESSAY, THE BIG KAHUNA.
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS ME? DEAD KENNEDY SHIRT.
GUESS WHO I HAD A VERY PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION WITH TODAY --
IT'S ALL OVER THE WALLS AT THE REC ROOM.
DO YOU KNOW WHICH FRENCH CITY, FAMOUS FOR ITS WATER,
PERFECT TIMING, KIDS. Jack: EXCELLENT.
"PASS ME A LOBSTER PUFF, DROOPY DRAWERS." AND THEY'D HEAR ME, AND THAT'LL BE THAT.
THEN I REALIZED, EVERY BINT IN A SKIRT WOULD BE WRITING ABOUT HILLARY,
THIS IS ITS NATURAL VOLUME.
...IN MARCH. THAT WOULD BE THE YEAR THE PUMPKINS ARRIVED LATE.
YEAH, I AM LUCKY.
SO, ANY FIREWORKS?
DO YOU LIKE THE KIND THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HEMORRHAGED ON A CANVAS?
WHAT I DON'T HAVE IS A DIEBENKORN,
that I just finished going over Rory's records here,
CAROL'S DOING HER OWN THING. OKAY.
I'M TALKING ABOUT EMINENT DOMAIN, MY FRIEND.
WE WERE JUST LAUGHING AT THE FUNNY HAIRCUTS.
* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *
IF HE CAN HELP, THEN THAT'S A GOOD THING, RIGHT?
IN FACT, IT'S REFRESHING.
OH, WHAT'S UP?
OH, WELL, I GUESS GRANDMA HAD TO TAKE ANOTHER TRIP TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, RIGHT?
AND ALL MR. HUNTER SAID WAS, PARIS "THIS ISN'T THE BEATLES AT SHEA STADIUM."
BYE. [ GIGGLES ]
AND?
I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO A GESUNDHEIT JOKE WHEN I SAY "VISHNU."
SO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. WHO FINKED?
SCREAMING SID AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS?
[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD! WHAT?
OKAY. [ INHALES ]
HEADMASTER CHARLESTON. YOU'RE KIDDING.
ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
CAN I ASK YOU WHAT EXACTLY YOU ARE DRESSING UP LIKE THIS FOR?
AH, HERE ARE THE KIDS.
SHE'S A YEAR AHEAD OF RORY. SHE'S...
I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL.
Everyone always says that This is my speaking voice!
[ High-pitched voice ] WE LIKE ICE CREAM.
IT'S A GENERAL INTEREST.
Rory: HELLO?
IT'S ALSO THE TITLE OF A NOVEL BY ROBERTSON DAVIES.
MOM, THERE IS NO "WE,". IT'S ME -- ME AND RORY -- THAT'S THE "WE."
IT'S LACK OF ORIGINAL THOUGHT. JUST AS BIG A MISTAKE.
ICED TEA'S GOOD. SAME HERE.
LET'S SEE. "DRUMMER WITH STRONG BEAT SEEKS BAND INTO THE ACCELERATORS,
BECAUSE WE ALL TAKE THE SAME CLASSES
ISHKABIBBLE.
YEAH. COOL.
MY MOM, AND REALLY BAD, BUT IT'S NOT HARD.
WELL, TO THEM, THIS IS PRETTY CLOSE.
SO, HOW WAS LUNCH WITH HARVARD GUY?
BRAHMA, SHIVA, AND VISHNU. BRAHMA, SHIVA, AND VISHNU. HI, OTHER DAUGHTER.
EVERYONE ALWAYS SAYS THAT. THIS IS MY SPEAKING VOICE.
[ SMOOCHES ] OH. WHAT'S THAT FOR?
YOU SHOULD DROP OUT, AND I'LL QUIT MY JOB,
MOM, JUST A MODICUM OF SERIOUSNESS AS WE DO THIS WOULD BE APPRECIATED.
NOBODY THOUGHT SHE'D WIN NEW YORK, BUT SHE DID,
A LACK OF ORIGINALITY,
LUNCH WILL BE READY IN JUST A FEW MINUTES.
THERE WAS A PUMPKIN PATCH... SOUNDS LIKE US.
WAS REALLY ME CLEARING MY THROAT,
TO OPEN AN OLD-FASHIONED SODA SHOP IN TOWN.
THANK YOU. DO THEY LET KIDS DRINK COFFEE BEFORE SCHOOL?
TO PROVIDE NECESSARY SERVICES,
SOUNDS PERFECT. I KNOW.
BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE COMING FROM CHINA AND INDIA --
WE DEFINITELY NEED SOME SORT OF PERSPECTIVE.
[ SIGHS ]
WITH THE MONEY I GET WHEN I WIN THE LOTTERY?
BYE.
BUT SHE TOOK NIGHT CLASSES
WELL, I'M COMPLETELY UNPREPARED, AND I HAVE NO ORIGINAL THOUGHTS.
FINE! FINE!