Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THAT DOES NOT SOUND REAL.
PALEOZOIC. HE'S GOOD.
NICE PERCENTAGE.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I WATCH WAY TOO MANY SPORTS, AND I GO TO ALL THE HARVARD GAMES.
NO, BUT HOW WILL WE SEE EACH OTHER?
NO, NOT NOT MARRIED.
BEFORE BORING US WITH "DOCTOR MY EYES."
THIS IS AN UNCONTAMINATED AREA --
TAYLOR, NO, NO, NO, AND EVERY DAY,
LET THE MACHINE GET IT. I CANNOT TALK TO ANOTHER 17-YEAR-OLD
MOM, YOU'RE FREAKING OUT! YES! I'M FREAKING OUT.
[ Sarcastically ] OH, WE'RE SORRY. YEAH, WE'RE SORRY.
YEAH. I'M INTERVIEWING PEOPLE TODAY, KIRK.
HI, THERE. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
MY SWEATER SLEEVE AND SPIT.
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN? WE'RE BORED AND BLOW A MEAL,
THANKS FOR THINKING OF US, TAYLOR.
YOU ASKED NO DUMB QUESTIONS, AND I HOPE MY ANSWERS SUFFICED.
A COLD EGG CREAM?
WITH LOTS OF LYRICS ABOUT SNOGGING.
SHE'S WRITING HER "DRUMMER SEEKS ROCK BAND" AD.
OKAY.
NEW TOPIC. CAN'T TAKE GRITTY REALITY?
ON HIS OR HER APPLICATION? MR. ROMAINE?
VERY PROVOCATIVE.
THANKS, MOM.
CHILDREN FROM EVERY COUNTRY APPLY TO HARVARD.
ARE THEY ON STRAIGHT? I THINK SO.
THESE ARE COLLEGE ISSUES OF VARIOUS MAGAZINES.
OH, THERE'S MY BUS. SIP.
DID YOU SEE HIM? NO, HE NEVER CAME DOWN.
IS THAT ALL?
OH, THIS. NO, THIS IS NOT A GIFT.
MY APPLICATION TO HARVARD.
I'LL GO WITH YOU. I'M GLAD TO HAVE MET YOU.
THAT'S THE PLURAL. OH, RATS!
CALLED "THE BUSINESS OF GETTING IN."
HIS NAME IS DARREN SPRINGSTEEN
NO, MY LIFE.
PERSONAL ANECDOTE. WHEN I WAS 12 AND I WAS WRITING THE FIRST OF MY TRIAL ESSAYS
OH, YOU WARNED ME JUST IN TIME!
"AND NICKNAME, IF ANY." THAT WOULD BE "RORY."
NOW? YES. YES.
BIG MISTAKE. AND SOMETIMES
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT.
OF APPLYING TO AND GETTING INTO THE RIGHT COLLEGE.
LIKE WITH DAVID BOWIE -- GOTTA HAVE BOWIE.
WHEN I DIE, I'M GONNA BE FROZEN NEXT TO TED WILLIAMS.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
OKAY, I JUST CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS AND AT 2,000 WORDS
AND THAT HIS BROTHER BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
QUESTION -- WHAT IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE A PERSON CAN MAKE
SO I JUST GRABBED A SHEET FROM MY HAMPER. TAKE IT OFF.
ABOUT WHAT? HEY.
VICHY. THAT'S CORRECT.
I HOPE YOU LIKE CHICKEN.
MIGHT EVEN BE TO RORY'S BENEFIT.
IT'S MILK AND SODA WATER WITH FLAVORING.