Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I HAVE TO CRANK THE RAMONES IF I HAVE TO MAKE DEEP CUTS!

THAT'S WHY THEY'RE HERE.

THAT IS WHAT I'M INTERESTED IN. CIAO. NO, DON'T DO THAT, NO.

YOU ARE SO CLOSED-MINDED TO NEW THINGS, LUKE,

I WILL SEE YOU IN A JIFF.

LET'S DO IT LATER. IT'S RINGING!

IT WAS COINED IN "MACBETH" AND DERIVES FROM MIDDLE ENGLISH.

DARREN SPRINGSTEEN. NICE TO MEET YOU.

SHOWS A CERTAIN MATERNAL INSTINCT.

I CALL THEM "THE STUFF YOU AVOID UNTIL THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY STEPS IN."

SURE! I'VE GOT TO GET HOME.

IN ORDER TO OPEN A NEW TOWN-FUNDS BANK ACCOUNT

HMM. HE PASSES THE TEST. MM-HMM.

OH, MATISSE. LOVE HIM. I THINK ONLY A CHARLATAN WOULDN'T.

WHAT MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURE HAS THE HEAD OF A MAN,

MAYBE NOT. WHAT'S WITH JACKSON BROWNE MAKING THE LIST?

I AM GOING TO COME AND SAY, "TAYLOR, NO."

HOW ABOUT A DRINK? YOU WANT TO DRINK? 'CAUSE I DO.

GREAT TIPS, ALL CASH, AND, OF COURSE, THERE'S CAKE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

THAT'S SNOGGING. GOT IT.

I'M SORRY. I'M RORY GILMORE.

HE GAVE ME EXCELLENT TIPS. WE'RE VERY IMPRESSED WITH HIM.

AND THEN OF ME CONVINCING HIM

IF A 3/4 MAJORITY FINDS IT NECESSARY

YEAH, I WILL. I WILL.

"HENRY IV," PART 1 AND 2, AND "THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR."

"WHO ARE THE JAM?"

BECAUSE I'VE MISSED 4 QUESTIONS.

THE NEWSPAPER STUFF CAN WAIT TILL MONDAY.

HE SAID, "PACK YOUR BAGS."

THESE ARE KIDS ON SKATEBOARDS.

GOOD THINKING. OKAY THANKS, BYE.

IF YOU WISH. I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE.

THEY'RE GOING TO TURN STARS HOLLOW INTO DOGTOWN!

IF YOU WERE TO TELL EITHER OF MY SIBLINGS THAT THERE WAS ANOTHER LIFE CHOICE

AND THE STOCK MARKET GOING UP AND DOWN LIKE A YO-YO,

So, take care. We'll talk again. Bye-bye.

WHO KNEW THEY ALL HAD SUCH MUSICAL TALENT.

BETTER NOT GET THAT ONE WRONG! I'LL TRY!

SORRY, JUST MISSED MY YOUTH

NOW, WAIT A SECOND --

OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

THE HARVARD PEOPLE CAN AFFORD ALL THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY.

NOW, PANEL, YOU'RE ADDRESSING A GROUP OF KIDS

EVERY CHILD THAT APPLIES HAS THE SAME HIGH GRADE-POINT AVERAGE.

WHEN YOU LEAVE FOR HARVARD. DO WE BREAK UP?

AND JENNIFER'S BOUND FOR HARVARD, LIKE YOU, RORY.

YES, THOSE ACTIVITIES SHOULD HAVE A PERSONALITY BEHIND THEM,

SEE, SEE. LOTS OF PARAPHERNALIA. WATCH THE RIBS.

THAT WHAT SOUNDED LIKE ME GOING "HAH!"

THE LOSERS IN THE A-V CLUB CAN PROJECT IT ON A GIANT VIDEO SCREEN.

THAT GIRL IS A MAJOR PIECRUST.

CAN CHALLENGE ME WITH A FOLLOW-UP,

YOU SURE? I'M VERY SURE.

DARREN, WE SHOULD REALLY GET THE CHICKEN GOING. RIGHT.

AND WILL RESULT IN ICE CREAM FLOATS AND 20-FOOT HORSES.

HILLARY CLINTON.

I'M TALKING ABOUT RUN-OF-THE-MILL RESPONSES,

* SMILE, THERE'S NO... *

Rory, you are tailor-made for Harvard.

UM...3:00. OH, I'M TOTALLY LATE FOR MY NEXT JOB.

IT WON'T MATTER BECAUSE MY HILLARY CLINTON ESSAY

SO, SHE'S MEETING YOU HERE. YES, SHE'S MEETING US HERE.

THIS IS A HEADPHONE AMP.

LOVE IT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

SAME HERE. GOOD LUCK WITH HARVARD. THANKS.

This is my speaking voice

IS BEING MERCILESSLY TEASED BY THE TWO OF YOU.

YOU WANNA OPEN A SODA SHOP NEXT TO THE DINER? IT'S THE ONLY ONE APPROPRIATE.

[PHONE RINGING]

YEAH, WITH OUR FUNNY-LOOKING CHAI TEA TABLE --

FOR NOT PUTTING ME ON THE CONVEYOR BELT.

DO YOU THINK I'M MAKING A GOOD IMPRESSION?

ADMISSIONS OFFICER AT PRINCETON UNIVERSITY,

ALRIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND.

ZOLTAN -- STOP!

OR SLANDEROUS POSTULATING.

AY-YI-YI-YI-YI.

COOL PEOPLE KNOW HE'S MORE THAN A MELLOW, HIPPIE-DIPPIE FOLKIE,