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ON THEIR WALLS THEIR WHOLE LIVES.
WITH WEIGHING A COUPLE HUNDRED POUNDS
I THINK HE CAUGHT THE MASTER'S COLORS WONDERFULLY.
ACTUALLY, THE REAL LOVE OF MY LIFE
DON'T GIVE UP. JUST CUT DOWN YOUR INFLUENCES TO THE IMPORTANT ONES,
WHAT IS THIS?! WHY DO YOU WANT A PHOSPHATE?
STATISTICALLY, IT'S LIKE 38 OF THE 43 BANDS YOU LISTED.
OH, IT'S AWFULLY CUTE!
SORRY, WE'RE NOT IN. DON'T COMMIT ROCK AND ROLL SUICIDE,
I'M GONNA SAY THE WRONG THING OR HAVE THE WRONG TONE.
and I'll give your headmaster a call as well.
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? OF COURSE YOU CAN.
[ SIGHS ]
YEAH, RIGHT, NOT FOR LONG.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED A HOSPITAL, TAYLOR.
GOT IT. IT'S PRETTY MUCH A WASTE OF TIME,
HI. THANK YOU.
HE SUGGESTED SETTING UP A MEETING WITH A HARVARD GRADUATE,
YES, THAT WAS VERY BIG OF ME.
IT'S ROOT BEER AND ICE CREAM.
THE STRIPED AWNING AND THE GIANT HORSE?
HONORED GUESTS, PLEASE CHOOSE FROM THE CHICKEN FIRST.
WAS YOUR DRIVE LONG? NOT TOO.
I WAS TRYING TO HUMANIZE US.
ESPECIALLY WHEN HE FOUND OUT YOU SHARE HIS LOVE
STICKING IT IN "YES" AND "NO" PILES WITHOUT EVEN GLANCING AT THEM!
THAT'S GREAT.
WE HAVE OUR SODA SHOP, EVERYBODY.
THEN PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MAGAZINE RECITATIONS
I'M GOING TO JUNIOR COLLEGE.
[ Chuckling ] GOOD.
THAT HE ACTUALLY WROTE SOME OF NICO'S BEST SONGS AND WAS HER LOVER
HEY! IT'S ME, HOLDING THE TINY ZUCCHINI!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT OVER THE BREAST, AS ALWAYS.
SHE'D BE OVER AFTER. A RUMBLE?
WHATEVER'S GOOD FOR YOU.
EXPLAIN.
YES, BECAUSE WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH LATIN.
FOR JOBS AT YOUR SKATEBOARD AND BOTTLE SHOP?
OH, YOUR TOOLS, YEAH. WHAT TOOLS?
LIKE I WAS HOLED UP IN THE CHELSEA WITH A NEEDLE STICKING OUT?
OH, WATCH THAT DRINK! [ POP-TOP SNAPS ]
I'M JUST KIDDING. YOU GOTTA GO TO COLLEGE.
JENNIFER, CAN YOU GIVE ME THE 3 SUBCLASSES
MUST YOU LIST EVERY ALBUM HE RECORDED AND YOUR PERSONAL RATING BETWEEN ONE AND TEN?
YOU MOLDED HER WELL. I DIDN'T MOLD HER. RORY POPPED OUT THAT WAY.
OKAY, COOL. LISTEN, THEN, I'LL TALK TO THE GUYS.
YOU'RE IN. WELL, NOT OFFICIALLY.
* THE YEARS WASH THROUGH OUR HANDS *
THE COLORS ARE SO GREAT. I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT.
IT SEEMED TIDY. AND A LITTLE OCD.
WHAT DO WE DO? I DON'T KNOW!
SO PLEASE DON'T ASK, "WHERE'S THE DIEBENKORN?"
HOW DOES A STUPID SODA SHOP COUNT AS A NECESSARY BUSINESS?
I JUST HEARD MUSIC.
DID HE ANSWER? YES.
PREREVOLUTIONARY WAR. THEY'RE KIND OF VALUABLE.
PLUS, WE CAN TALK DURING THE WEEK ON THE PHONE CONSTANTLY.
OH, MANTICORE.
I BELIEVE YOU WERE EXPECTING MY CALL.
TAYLOR, IS IT TOO SOON TO TALK ABOUT MANAGEMENT OPPORTUNITIES?
WE COULD WORK SOMETHING OUT. YOU WANT HER ROOM?
HIS REFERENCES ARE AS TOPICAL AS HIS SUITS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ANSWERING ALL MY DUMB QUESTIONS.
I FIGURED YOUR GRADUATION PARTY.
TO KEEP THEM OFF THE STREETS.