Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU'RE NOT FREE BECAUSE YOU'LL BE WORKING ON YOUR APPLICATION.
"EVALUATE A SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCE THAT'S HAD AN IMPACT ON YOU --"
IF WE DON'T QUIT FURNISHING THESE SKATEBOARDING Z-BOYS
OH, THAT'S RIGHT. VICHY WATER. I KNEW THAT.
WE COULD TALK WITH SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN THROUGH IT ALL AND DID IT SUCCESSFULLY.
ONLY WHEN YOU PLAYED ME THE THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF C-SPAN FOOTAGE YOU TAPED.
WE WERE WATCHING "THE BRADY BUNCH VARIETY HOUR."
THE HORSE IS TALLER THAN THE FRONT DOOR!
HELLO? NO, SHE'S NOT. MAY I TAKE A MESSAGE?
LET ME JUST CHECK MY ORGANIZER.
HURRY BACK. I WILL.
THAT I THINK IS A TERRIFIC IDEA --
STARS HOLLOW IS CHARMING. THE LAST TIME WE DROVE THROUGH THERE,
UM, WELL, THIS IS SUCH A WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY FOR ME.
RORY, HONESTLY, IT'S OUR PLEASURE.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
NO, NO, NOT ANOTHER BAND PHONE CALL.
SO WE'LL HAVE ACCESS TO THE CNN JET? NO.
As far as I'm concerned, you should pack your bags.
LIKE A DINNER OR SOMETHING. HE EVEN GAVE ME A PHONE NUMBER.
NO, I'M NOT. REALLY?
AND I DON'T LIKE THE EXTRA "P" AND "E" AT THE END OF "SHOP."
IT'S RINGING.
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS? NO. YES.
IT'S GREAT. IT REALLY IS.
OUR DOWNSTAIRS IS BEING REMODELED.
THERE'S MORE COMPETITION THAN EVER BEFORE.
A LOT OF CHECK SIGNING TO DO. ARE PEOPLE WAITING FOR THEIR CHECKS?
[ Raspy voice ] ZOLTAN KEMENY.
HE STOPPED SHORT OF CALLING ME BY NAME.
SO, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT FALSTAFF IN "HENRY V"?
THAT JELLO BIAFRA ISN'T SINGING FOR THEM ANYMORE?
THEY'RE NOT ALL THAT IDENTICAL.
OH, IT'S HEAVY -- HEAVY WITH IMPORTANCE. I FEEL DIZZY.
BUT I'D LIKE TO WASH MY HANDS.
I COULD PLAY A SONG WE DEMO'D
YOU'RE NO DANNY GANS. I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE.
CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR SPENDS HALF OF HER LIFE
INTERESTING. INTERESTING.
OF THE MESOZOIC ERA?
YOU SURE. ABSOLUTELY.
I'M FINE. I'M JUST A LITTLE BUMMED.
ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU WONDER
OH. I'M SORRY. I'M INTERRUPTING THE FUN.
YOU SURE IT'S NOT ROBERT REED IN TIGHT CLOWN PANTS?
AND GRADUATED LAST YEAR.
WELL, THEN, I WAS MISTAKEN. I GUESS I DON'T.
AND SHE WAS ON C-SPAN LAST WEEK GETTING SOME AWARD.
OR "DROOPY DRAWERS" -- THAT WAS NEVER MY NICKNAME.
SHALL I GO AND CHANGE OR WILL CASUAL SUFFICE?
FROM NOW TILL THE END OF MY LIFE,
IN THE "YES" PILE AND THE REST IN THE "NO" PILE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
YOU CAME BEARING GIFTS? WHAT?
AND PLURAL IS ALUMNI. RIGHT.
I'LL HIDE IT.
WHAT? WELL, YOU.
JACK, WHICH POLISH COMPOSER --
I THINK ONLY A CHARLATAN WOULDN'T.
I'M NOWHERE NEAR IT. WELL, KEEP IT THAT WAY.
THANKS FOR YOUR LACK OF HELP.
COME ON, WE WERE GONNA GO TO LUKE'S, RIGHT?
[ High-pitched voice ] LUNCH? OH, YES.
A WHAT CREAM? AN EGG CREAM.
YES, IT'S VERY AUDACIOUS.
OH, COME ON.
NO. I THINK WE CAME UP WITH A SOLUTION
YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
ONE COLLEGE ADMISSIONS OFFICER SAID
MY PANELISTS ARE JIM ROMAINE,
THANK YOU, MR. HUNTER.
* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
ALTHOUGH SHE MADE HER KIDS A SNACK FIRST.
I HATE THEM. WHAT?
REALLY? MOM, I KNOW ALL THIS.
WHICH IS JUST REALLY KILLER, KILLER PORTABLE SOUND.
I'M TOTALLY FREAKED OUT.
CAN WE DO THIS LATER?
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, FAMILY PICTURES.