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THEY'VE TAKEN THE SAME A.P. CLASSES AND THEY'RE ALL ON THE STUDENT COUNCIL.
BUT NOT DORM ROOMS.
THANK YOU.
I'M JUST AFRAID THAT IF WE DON'T ANSWER EVERYTHING ACCURATELY,
KISS.
* I WILL FOLLOW *
MEETING DISMISSED.
THESE ARE MY RECORDS -- GRADES, S.A.T.s.
YOU CAN KEEP A SECRET? THERE'S ALWAYS A FIRST.
NOT SO BREATHY.
THAT IS A PROFESSIONALLY MANUFACTURED DIORAMA
I GUESS IT CAN'T HURT.
[ EXHALES ]
WELL, YEAH, IT'S VERY HOT. IT'S ONE OF THE TOP SCHOOLS IN THE COUNTRY.
MODERN PAINTING IS MY PASSION.
OR MAYBE "MALCOLM" FRONTING THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS.
DURING A NATIONAL EMERGENCY LIKE THE CIVIL WAR.
THE "STICKING HER HEAD IN THE OVEN" THING? YEAH.
WANNA HEAR IT? I GUESS.
YOU WERE THAT SURE THAT I'D CAVE IN.
THOSE LAZY-ASS ADMISSIONS OFFICERS JUST TAKE APPLICATIONS
SAME HERE.
WHAT, KIRK? A CHOCOLATE PHOSPHATE.
HE DOESN'T EVEN GLANCE AT THEM.
AND HER MOTHER, BAMBI McBIMBO.
ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING WITH IT?
OH, COME ON, YOU DO NOT LIKE MODERN ART.
THAT STUPID MANAGER MADE ME COVER FOR FIONA TODAY.
I'M UP FOR ANYTHING AT THIS POINT.
THE MUSIC, THE COSTUMES, THE SETS.
FORGET I ASKED.
AS LONG AS I'M HAPPY, SHE'S GOOD.
KIND OF. RIGHT.
I'M A MINDLESS ANDROID. I HAVE NO OPINIONS.
YOU GOTTA HAVE YOUR CARROT.
SO, HOW EARLY SHOULD A STUDENT GET AN APPLICATION IN?
GOOD. WHO ARE YOU?
TO CLOSE THE TOWN BANK ACCOUNT THAT HOLDS THE TOWN FUNDS
MM. SO, CIRCLE ALL OF THEM EXCEPT SPORTS.
BUT I LISTED IT AS AN INFLUENCE BECAUSE IT WAS A PROGENITOR
EW. WHAT?
IF YOU ASK ME, YES, AND I HAVE PROOF.
THAT REMINDS ME. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH RORY'S ROOM?
Hey, I'm Dave Rygalski. I'm calling about the ad.
RORY'S PROBABLY SEEN ALL THOSE, BUT THANKS ANYWAY.
YOU? OR ONE OF YOUR AUTHORS -- FAULKNER...
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
Marie: MORE WATER, LORELAI? PLEASE. THANK YOU.
YOU DON'T KNOW.
AS THE COMFORT THAT A HOSPITAL CAN PROVIDE.
HEY, MAYBE INSTEAD OF GOING TO COLLEGE,
SOME THINGS ARE SACRED. I'M WITH YOU ON THAT.
OH, KAYAKS!
GREAT. HE ANSWERED ALL MY QUESTIONS.
PADEREWSKI? THAT'S RIGHT.
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
I'M NOT IN GOOD FIRST-IMPRESSION MODE RIGHT NOW.
YOU AND I KNOW THAT,
PARTICULARLY IN THE ESSAY CATEGORY.
OPEN QUESTION --
ALRIGHT, WELL, IT WAS GOOD MEETING YOU, LANE.