Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BY THE DUE DATE. EARLIER MAKES NO DIFFERENCE.
I'M NOT IN A VERY FUNNY MOOD!
IT'S A MYTH THAT THERE'S A BENEFIT TO BE DERIVED FROM EARLY ADMISSION.
LOVELY IMAGE. I'LL BE CAREFUL.
SHE'S MEETING YOU HERE? SHE HAD A THING AFTER SCHOOL, RUMBLE OR SOMETHING.
IN THE INTEREST OF GETTING HOME SOME TIME TONIGHT,
THAT WAS...WEIRD AND UNRESPONSIVE.
IF NOT TODAY, ANOTHER DAY, OKAY? OKAY.
RORY, GET BACK! THEY'RE IN CLOWN SUITS AND HEADED FOR THE POOL!
SO IF YOU'VE GOT A DATE IN CONSTANTINOPLE,
WHAT ONE THINKS AN ADMISSION OFFICER WANTS TO READ,
I'LL BE VERY POPULAR. MM-HMM.
TO CONVINCE YOU OF THE NEED FOR SOMETHING
I CHOSE HILLARY CLINTON.
THAT'S TOO SERIOUS.
GO TO CONEY ISLAND.
I'M NOT. I WANT THIS.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU RECEIVED THIS APPLICATION?
MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST.
KINKY. NOT KINKY, JUST WHAT IT IS.
* SMILE, THERE'S NO REGRETS *
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE?
YEAH, RIGHT AFTER "HOLMES AND YO-YO" AND "HEE HAW HONEYS."
OF THE DUDE WHOSE COUCH YOU'RE SLEEPING ON?
IT'S HARD TO STOP DARREN.
OH, PERFECT. MY MOTHER WILL BE THERE, TOO.
[ High-pitched voice ] BYE, TRIXIE.
HOW ABOUT NOT DRINK AT THESE HARVARD EVENTS?
SLIGHTLY? THAT LITTLE GUY THERE COULD WALK RIGHT UNDER THE HORSE
CAN YOU WHIP ME UP SOMETHING FAST?
TOO HUNGRY. IT'S A LITTLE IMMATURE.
I THINK THEY JUST WANT YOUR NAME. "FATHER."
VERY GOOD, RORY!
HELLO. SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE.
I'VE GOT EACH YEAR'S HARVARD TEAM PENNANT GOING BACK TO 1927.
YOU GOT MONEY? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WE COULD BE AT A HARVARD EVENT, AND I'D ACCIDENTALLY SAY,
FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY "TAYLOR, NO!"
THAT HE SOMETIMES PUTS A RANDOM STACK OF APPLICATIONS
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
ALL ALUMNUS MEANS IS ONE MAN, SINGULAR
PARIS GELLAR AND RORY GILMORE.
OH, NO, IT'S ALRIGHT. THAT'S CAROL.
AND THEN WE'LL GO ROUND ROBIN.
I'M GONNA CIRCLE "TRAVEL" ON MY APPLICATION.
Luke: YOU ORDERED THAT SIGN WEEKS AGO.
AND LONG. I CAN MAKE CUTS.
I'M TALKING ABOUT MY TOOLS.
WHAT'S NEXT -- URKEL JOINING THE WU-TANG CLAN?
SO, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TODAY?
IT COMES RIGHT AFTER MEETING HARRY POTTER.
SO, YOU'RE A WAITRESS AND A BIRTHDAY BUNNY
AN ALUMNI DINNER? YES, EXACTLY.
HAVE YOU READ THESE? NO.
WHY'D YOU HANG UP? I'M NOT GOOD AT THESE THINGS!
I DON'T KNOW. I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT --
GOOD THINGS DIDN'T COME TO YOUR FAMILY IN ONE FELL SWOOP.
DON'T YOU WANNA PLEASE YOUR PARENTS?
THERE'S SOME OF MY HARVARD YEARBOOKS.
MORE THAN MOST. IN WHICH PLAY DOES FALSTAFF APPEAR?
HEY! HEY.
AT A DIFFERENT BANKING INSTITUTION.
AND THAT I WAS STUDYING A REALLY BIG GLOBE.
NO. THANK YOU.
SO LONG. BYE.
I CONTEND THAT YOU COULD DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE
WHAT OTHER PUTZ WOULD WANT TO OPEN AN OLD-FASHIONED SODA SHOP?
SHE'S A GREAT SPEAKER -- STRONG AND PERSUASIVE, WITH A WONDERFUL PRESENCE
AND I'VE GOT NO PLACE TO PUT THEM.
WELL, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT.